All persons claiming to be a Christ MUST be certified by Team Christ   
     By Burgess Antar Krell - A living Christ   
      
   Friends, pay strict attention.  Certified christing is the only acceptable   
   form of christing.  Interwebs Messiahs who fail to prominently display   
   certification of their authority to engage in Interwebs christing are not   
   sanctioned by the World Christ    
   Union and following their advise can lead to being arrested, becoming a serial   
   jailbird, and multiple felony convictions.   
      
   A perfect example of certified christing is that it sets precise definitions   
   for industry buzzwords used during christly sales pitches.  For example,   
   "government boycotts" are very specifically described as "complete divorce   
   from government to include    
   refusing to participate in government programs such as government handouts,   
   government healthcare, government legal aid, and engaging government   
   representatives.  A government boycott as organized by a Team Christ Certified   
   Christ is one where    
   participants have NO CONTACT with government whatsoever.  None.   
      
   Feel free to contact me in order to receive information on how to pursue Team   
   Christ Certified Christing through The World Christ Union.   
      
     Burgess Antar Krell - A living Christ    
     WCU Certified Christ #83252    
     Christing for tomorrow, today   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)