On Wednesday, June 6, 2018 at 8:04:12 PM UTC-4, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:   
   > burges...@gmail.com wrote:   
   >   
   > > All persons claiming to be a Christ MUST be certified by Team Christ   
   > >   By Burgess Antar Krell - A living Christ   
   > >   
   > > Friends, pay strict attention.  Certified christing is the only   
   > > acceptable form of christing.  Interwebs Messiahs who fail to   
   > > prominently display certification of their authority to engage in   
   > > Interwebs christing are not sanctioned by the World Christ Union and   
   > > following their advise can lead to being arrested, becoming a serial   
   > > jailbird, and multiple felony convictions.   
   > >   
   > > A perfect example of certified christing is that it sets precise   
   > > definitions for industry buzzwords used during christly sales pitches.   
   > >  For example, "government boycotts" are very specifically described as   
   > > "complete divorce from government to include refusing to participate   
   > > in government programs such as government handouts, government   
   > > healthcare, government legal aid, and engaging government   
   > > representatives.  A government boycott as organized by a Team Christ   
   > > Certified Christ is one where participants have NO CONTACT with   
   > > government whatsoever.  None.   
   > >   
   > > Feel free to contact me in order to receive information on how to   
   > > pursue Team Christ Certified Christing through The World Christ Union.   
   > >   
   > >   Burgess Antar Krell - A living Christ   
   > >   WCU Certified Christ #83252   
   > >   Christing for tomorrow, today   
   >   
   > My paymasters thank you for the clarification.   
      
   You are very welcome, Agent Cujo. Team Christ must work swiftly and diligently   
   to eliminate rogue christing!!   
      
   > Cujo DeSockpuppet - Team Christ Union Representative   
   > WCU Certified Christ #65453   
   > Practicing Safe Christing Since 1994   
   >   
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   >  "...I COUNSEL PHDS I CAN READ PEOPLE SHE KNOWS NOTHING AND IS ONLY   
   > THERE TO STIR SHIT UP!!!!" - Edmo the calm.   
      
     Burgess Antar Krell - A living Christ   
     WCU Certified Christ #83252   
     Christing for tomorrow, today   
      
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