Teh Living Flipperhead libels Agent Sir Cujo and runs like hell   
     Burgess Antar Krell - A living Christ    
      
     The astute reader will note that in his last communication, Teh Living   
   Flipperhead, a disinformation agent, accused Agent Sir Cujo of conducting a   
   criminal enterprise based solely on ACS's observation that Teh Living   
   Flipperhead is NOT boykooking Vimeo.   
     An exhaustive search of criminal databases from sea to shining sea has   
   turned up not one single instance where pointing out monumental hypocrisy is a   
   crime.  Not so much as a smidgen of a scintilla of unreasonableness to offend   
   the eternally blinking    
   eye.   
      
     No statute violation = no crime, just like no filing number = no postie's   
   lien.  That's the real hell, isn't it?   
      
     Teh Living Flipperhead has refused to answer teh following questions which   
   are key determining the quality of christing emanating from Teh Living   
   Flipperhead.  Providing acceptable responses to these interrogatories are part   
   and parcel of The Maxims of    
   Interwebs Christing and a mandatory contribution to the application become an   
   Internet Messiah.    
      
     1.  Articulate how demanding government action constitutes a boykook of   
   government?   
      
     2.  What statute is violated by pointing out contradictions in essence?   
      
     3.  What authority has accredited Teh Living Flipperhead's alleged   
   qualification to engage in Interwebs christing?   
      
     4.  Why hasn't Teh Living Flipperhead applied for Team Christ Certification   
   from Teh World Christ Union?    
      
     5.  What is the filing number of Postie's (now mythical) lien?   
      
     This is a recurring pattern throughout the history of all of teh various   
   flipperheads to flail through a stint socking up as Teh Living Flipperhead.    
   How long will this nonsense be tolerated before teh readership demands answers   
   and takes back their    
   Interwebs to bring back safe and coherent christing?   
      
     Yours in christing, Burg   
      
     Burgess Antar Krell - A living Christ    
     WCU Certified Christ #83252    
     Christing for tomorrow, today   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)