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   Bite My Shiny Metal Ass to burgess.krell@gmail.com   
   Re: Teh Living Flipperhead plies his dis   
   11 Jun 18 04:08:37   
   
   From: bender@the.future   
      
   burgess.krell@gmail.com wrote:   
      
   > Screw up the courage to answer the following interrogatories which are part   
   and parcel of Teh Maxims of Interwebs Christing:   
   >   
   >   1.  Articulate how demanding government action constitutes a boykook of   
   government?   
   >   
   >   2.  What statute is violated by pointing out contradictions in essence?   
   >   
   >   3.  What authority has accredited Teh Living Flipperhead's alleged   
   qualification to engage in Interwebs christing?   
   >   
   >   4.  Why hasn't Teh Living Flipperhead applied for Team Christ   
   Certification from Teh World Christ Union?   
      
   One more reason for WCU certification.  Disinfotainment   
   Agents can use a License to Libel to freely libel a   
   common uncertified flipperhead, but an LtL offers no   
   protection for libeling a WCU-certified Christ.   
      
   H,ii?   
      
   >   
   >   5.  What is the filing number of Postie's (now mythical) lien?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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