Someone other than Teh Living Flipperhead wrote:   
      
   > Re:  All persons claiming to be a Christ MUST be certified by Team Christ   
   >    
   > burges...@gmail.com  writes:   
   >    
   > Teh Living Flipperhead did not write: 	   
   >    
   > b:  > > Friends, pay strict attention.  Certified christing is the only   
   acceptable form of Christing.  Interwebs Messiahs who fail to   
   > prominently display certification of their authority to engage in Interwebs   
   christing are not sanctioned by the World Christ Union and following their   
   advise can lead to being arrested, becoming a serial jailbird, and multiple   
   felony convictions.   
   >    
   > lfh:  None of which stuck when the OREGON COURTS applied THEIR SENTENCE to   
   this Living Christ who REFUSED TO ACCEPT THEIR SENTENCE.   
      
   Ah contraire, oh living flippherhead.  Teh Rael Living Flipperhead was   
   arrested at least three times, drug into court on numerous occasions, and was   
   spit out by teh system after no fewer than SEVEN FELONY CONVICTIONS.  A trip   
   to the criminal records    
   division at JoCo has all of that documented.   
      
   > b  > > A perfect example of certified christing is that it sets precise   
   definitions for industry buzzwords used during christly sales pitches.   
   >    
   > lfh:  All of which are moot and fictional when applied to a Living Man or   
   Woman who has not sold their souls to the system because of FEAR.   
      
   Without WCU certification by Team Christ, your Interwebs Christing is   
   incoherent and deemed the flawed product of a rogue christ.   
      
   > b:  > >  For example, "government boycotts" are very specifically described   
   as "complete divorce from government to include refusing to participate   
   > in government programs such as government handouts, government   
   >    
   > lfh:  NOT SO    
      
   YES, SO. You proclaim a boykook of government.  You do NOT boykook   
   government.  You accept government checks, government healthcare, government   
   legal aid when you get yourself into one of your legal jams, you engage the   
   government to act as your bully    
   when meanyheads on teh interwebs commit the crime of disagreeing with you and   
   pointing out your various hypocrisies.  You do not boykook government which is   
   a contradiction in essence with your mantra of boykooking goverment.  Hell,   
   isn't it?   
      
   > lfh:  Until that wrong has been righted by Living men, Hell shall prevail on   
   Earth.   
      
   You mean Hell like an alleged 23 years of wailing about a government   
   conspiracy to laugh at a flipperhead?  Some crime that turns out to be.   
      
   > lfh:  Pay close attention to the formula used by Satanic Mind controllers to   
   take over control of your Publicly educated conditioned Intellect.  It says it   
   all.     
      
   You mean the stock formula of refusing to screw up the courage to respond to   
   crucial question regarding rogue christing as a requirement to fulfill Teh   
   Maxims of Interwebs Christing?   
      
     1.  Articulate how demanding government action constitutes a boykook of   
   government?    
      
     2.  What statute is violated by pointing out contradictions in essence?    
      
     3.  What authority has accredited Teh Living Flipperhead's alleged   
   qualification to engage in Interwebs christing?    
      
     4.  Why hasn't Teh Living Flipperhead applied for Team Christ Certification   
   from Teh World Christ Union?    
      
     5.  What is the filing number of Postie's (now mythical) lien?    
      
      
   > lfh:  ARE YOU PEOPLE THAT STUPID AND GULLIBLE?   
      
   You must think they are that they would be so easily misdirected by your   
   refusal to answer these necessary questions toward Teh Maxims of Interwebs   
   Christing in order to secure your Team Christ Certification through Teh World   
   Christ Union.     
      
   > lfh:  Are you a Living Man or Women strong and courageous enough to break   
   such Hypnotic spells by your Government Disinformation Agents hired to bind   
   you to Hell?   
      
   Are you a living flipperhead or are you tough enough to screw up the courage   
   to answer those questions and complete your application?   
      
   > lfh:  Let's start putting these people in Prison where they belong and   
   release Innocent who have been jailed for victimless crimes which are not   
   crimes at all.   
      
   Who is in prison right now?  Murderers, rapists, pedophiles, robbers, thieves,   
   bogus lien filers, drunk drivers... people who belong there.  You want to free   
   those flipperheads and imprison people who commit victimless crimes such as   
   laughing at    
   flipperheads.  How bassackwards is that, flipperhead?   
      
   Try again, flipperhead.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)