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   burgess.krell@gmail.com to Teh Living Flipperhead did not   
   Teh Living Flipperhead cries sour grapes   
   10 Jun 18 15:25:16   
   
   Raymond Karczewski, Teh Living Flipperhead did not write:   
      
   > lfh: A Living Flipperhead crows sour grapes over his inability to secure   
   Team Christ Certification!!   
   >    
   > burges...@gmail.com writes:   
   >    
   > Raymond Karczewski, Teh Living Flipperhead did not write;    
   >    
   > b:  >>Someone other than Teh Living Flipperhead wrote: All persons claiming   
   to be a Christ MUST be certified by Team Christ   
   >           
   >    
   > b:  >> Raymond Karczewski, a living flipperhead did not write:   
   >    
   > lfh:  See how the agent obfuscates the conversation by eliminating relevant   
   information?   
      
   The reader will note how teh living flipperhead plies his disinformation trade   
   by misdirecting away the most relevant fact regarding his contributions to teh   
   Interwebs, namely his lack of Team Christ certification from Teh World Christ   
   Union.   
      
   > b:  >  You are very welcome, Agent Cujo. Team Christ must work swiftly and   
   diligently to eliminate rogue christing!!   
   >    
   > lfh:  All such fictional agencies such as "Team Christ" are fictional   
   Illusions and have only imaginative substance insisting you pay allegiance to   
   it.  Isn't that how government, religion and Corporate Parasites operate on   
   You the enslaved "Person?"     
   They only apply to Hell dwelling Ignoramuses, who are both STUPID AND   
   GULLIBLE, ie., the TAXPAYING CONSENTUALL SELF-ENSLAVED PUBLIC.   
   >    
   > b:  So sayeth teh living flipperhead who cannot seem to obtain Team Christ   
   certification.    
   >    
   > lfh:  Belong to our FICTIONAL group or you don't exist?   
      
   Another attempt at misdirection.  No one is saying you don't exist,   
   flipperhead, what is being leveled here is the fact that you are not certified   
   to be an Interwebs Messiah through Team Christ.   
      
   > b:   That was the same sort of sour grapes spewed by Teh Rael Living   
   Flipperhead when he quit law school because he couldn't cut the mustard.    
   >    
   > lfh:  The Government disinformation Team finally admits that this Living   
   Christ attended Law school after many a year campaign that I was lying.   
      
   You claimed you attended then you confessed you quit when backed into a corner   
   being unable to produce the name of the school.  Hell, no one was ever even   
   able to confirm you attended, just like no one has ever confirmed the myth of   
   Postie's lien.  Must    
   have been one of them thare fictions you speak of so often.    
       
   > b:  Team Christ along with sister agencies Team Mohummad, Team Buddha, and   
   Team Bob are all part of the World Christ Union's initiative to certify   
   Interwebs Messiahs to insure their christing is only of the highest quality.   
   >    
   > lfh:  Can anything be more BASSACKWARD that this?  And you, the CIVILIZED   
   people are seduced by it.   
      
   Interwebs Christing requires an accrediting authority so that gullible, mind   
   controlled ignoramuses won't be taken in by rogue christs attempting to seduce   
   them into becoming multiple arrestees, serial jail birds, and SEVEN TIMES   
   CONVICTED FELONS.     
   Certification ensures only the highest quality christing thus preventing   
   others from falling into the satanic traps of rogue christs dispensing flawed   
   sales pitches.   
        
   > lfh:  Do you understand now just how fragile your Satanic Intellectual   
   mindset is?.   
      
   The only fragility is that which is introduced by the flawed sales pitches   
   peddled by rogue christs who haven't undergone Team Christ Certification   
   through the World Christ Union.   
      
   > b:  Rogue christing is being stamped out.  The days of uncertified christing   
   are swiftly drawing to and end.  Hell, isn't it?   
   >    
   > lfh:  Does one require a peice of paper, a diploma to prove one's   
   INTELLIGENCE.   
      
   One requires a piece of paper to prove one is qualified to drive on public   
   funded roads without crashing into other members of the motoring public.  One   
   requires a piece of paper to prove one is qualified to perform surgery, build   
   bridges, or install    
   electrical wiring due to public safety concerns. The astute reader will   
   require Interwebs Messiahs to provide proof of their credential to christ at   
   them about how to deal with the gubbermint.   
      
   > flh:  How can you end something that never has substance to begin with   
   without imagining it first?  There's your fictitious world of illusion, your   
   example of Satanic Mind Control at work.   
      
   No illusion in the general public expecting a minimal degree of quality from   
   Interwebs messiahs.  Get yer certification, Flipperhead.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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