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   burgess.krell@gmail.com to Raymond Karczewski did not   
   Teh Living Flipperhead Proves the Govern   
   10 Jun 18 22:23:12   
   
   The Living Flipperhead, Raymond Karczewski did not write:   
      
   > lfh:   I sound insane huh?     
      
   Yes, you do.  Just like the flipperhead before you, and before him, all the   
   way back to Teh Rael Flipperhead.   
      
   > lfh:   Now do you understand why the Civilized world is in the shape that   
   its in.  Let's strip away their power and put these Satanic Mind Controllers   
   in Prison. Seize their wealth gained through corruption and tolerate NO MORE   
   COERCIVE TAXATION.   
      
   This must be code for "you didn't pay the $18,000 bill the Oregon Revenue   
   Department sent you."  So who do you think you're going to recruit to get you   
   out of that legal jam, flipperhead?   
      
   > lfh:  Clear the air, pave the way for a New World Consciousness of   
   cooperation , not a Satanic New World Order of compulsion.   
      
   The only way for you to clear the air is to take some beano and pay your debt   
   to the Revenue department.  Nope, like all flipperheads, you'll have to learn   
   the lesson the hard way right up until time to get jugged... then at the last   
   moment you will    
   grovel at your masters' knees and beg to have you put on a payment plan and   
   take to the Interwebs declaring some sort of victory     
      
   While you're at it, screw up the courage to answer the questions relevant to   
   Teh Maxims of Interwebs Christing so you can get yer messiah certificate.   
      
     1.  Articulate how demanding government action constitutes a boykook of   
   government?    
      
     2.  What statute is violated by pointing out contradictions in essence?    
      
     3.  What authority has accredited Teh Living Flipperhead's alleged   
   qualification to engage in Interwebs christing?    
      
     4.  Why hasn't Teh Living Flipperhead applied for Team Christ Certification   
   from Teh World Christ Union?    
      
     5.  What is the filing number of Postie's (now mythical) lien?    
      
   Answer the questions, flipperhead.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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