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   burgess.krell@gmail.com to Bite My Shiny Metal Ass   
   Re: Teh Living Flipperhead plies his dis   
   11 Jun 18 16:17:35   
   
   On Sunday, June 10, 2018 at 4:08:39 PM UTC-4, Bite My Shiny Metal Ass wrote:   
   > burgess.krell@gmail.com wrote:   
   >    
   > > Screw up the courage to answer the following interrogatories which are   
   part and parcel of Teh Maxims of Interwebs Christing:   
   > >    
   > >   1.  Articulate how demanding government action constitutes a boykook of   
   government?    
   > >    
   > >   2.  What statute is violated by pointing out contradictions in essence?    
   > >    
   > >   3.  What authority has accredited Teh Living Flipperhead's alleged   
   qualification to engage in Interwebs christing?    
   > >    
   > >   4.  Why hasn't Teh Living Flipperhead applied for Team Christ   
   Certification from Teh World Christ Union?    
   >    
   > One more reason for WCU certification.  Disinfotainment   
   > Agents can use a License to Libel to freely libel a   
   > common uncertified flipperhead, but an LtL offers no   
   > protection for libeling a WCU-certified Christ.   
      
   Teh Living Flipperhead is now throwing a fit over the certification   
   requirement and apparently I have been promoted to Chad Stone.  Something is   
   really causing him to gut hook himself.  When he gets the next bill for 18   
   grand from the Oregon Revenue    
   Cabinet JoCo will be drowning in froth.  Sadly, when he gets jugged, there is   
   no corpsewife to take dictation from the clink :-/   
       
   > H,ii?   
      
   It certainly is.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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