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|    The Ghost of Chardwicke Sloane to All    |
|    Are you Kazooism Aware?    |
|    28 Jun 18 20:23:19    |
      From: ghost@chardwicke.sloane              Are you offended by the slightest slight?       Is your skin so thin you measure it's thickness with a feeler gauge?       Do you incessantly bloviate using large words you do not understand?       Have found yourself dismissing family and friends as dinsinformation agents       and threatening them with bogus liens and lawsuits?              You are not alone! You no longer have to struggle. You suffer from a       disorder known as Kazooism which is treatable. In the following weeks The       World Christ Union will be implementing a program as part of it's Team       Christ Community Outreach to bring Kazooism Awareness into society's       eternally blinking eye so that it vibrationally resonates with the resonate       vibrations of the vibrational resonating localities of sufferers of this       disorder. This degenerative disorder has brought many an empty shirt to       their knees with chronic, self-destructive behavioral patterns; however;       knowing is half the battle and this is a battle you no longer have to fight       alone. We are preparing a workshop to assist those suffering from this       disorder as one of our foundations of altruistic activism. All part of Team       Christ's commitment to the Community.              Are you Kazooism Aware?              The Ghost of Chardicke Sloane       Certified Christ # 323394       World Christ Union       Christing for Tomorrow, Today              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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