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   The Ghost of Chardwicke Sloane to All   
   Team Christ announces a BOYCOTT BOYCOTT    
   29 Jun 18 19:11:53   
   
   From: ghost@chardwicke.sloane   
      
   Are you Kazooism Aware?   
      
   Are you filled with the urge to puff up and beat your empty shirt as though   
   there were a huge chest beneath it?   
   Do you find yourself walking into rooms with the urge to announce your   
   entrance and whistle a theme song as you walk?   
   Have you been struggling with the urge to insist the government arrest   
   people for disagreeing with your crazy notions?   
      
   If so, you may be suffering from Kazooism.  Team Christ is initiating a   
   program sponsored by The World Christ Union to bring focus upon Kazooism as   
   a disorder that is causing sufferers to win kook awards, be locked up for   
   stupidity, and find themselves being pulled over by sheriff's deputies while   
   trying to drive to the liquor store or an Indian Casino.   
      
   Help us to help you and help your community, too. Become Kazooism Aware!   
      
   Thank you,   
      
   The Ghost of Chardicke Sloane   
   Certified Christ # 323394   
   World Christ Union   
   Christing for Tomorrow, Today   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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