From: cujo@petitmorte.net   
      
   "The Ghost of Chardwicke Sloane"  wrote in   
   news:s0zZC.417898$RM2.142371@fx05.iad:   
      
   > Are you Kazooism Aware?   
   >   
   > Are you filled with the urge to puff up and beat your empty shirt as   
   > though there were a huge chest beneath it?   
   > Do you find yourself walking into rooms with the urge to announce your   
   > entrance and whistle a theme song as you walk?   
   > Have you been struggling with the urge to insist the government arrest   
   > people for disagreeing with your crazy notions?   
   >   
   > If so, you may be suffering from Kazooism.  Team Christ is initiating   
   > a program sponsored by The World Christ Union to bring focus upon   
   > Kazooism as a disorder that is causing sufferers to win kook awards,   
   > be locked up for stupidity, and find themselves being pulled over by   
   > sheriff's deputies while trying to drive to the liquor store or an   
   > Indian Casino.   
   >   
   > Help us to help you and help your community, too. Become Kazooism   
   > Aware!   
   >   
   > Thank you,   
   >   
   > The Ghost of Chardicke Sloane   
   > Certified Christ # 323394   
   > World Christ Union   
   > Christing for Tomorrow, Today   
      
   I've been besieged by ghouls claiming to be dead kooks. How can you help?   
      
   Yours in Christ, Ed W.   
      
   --   
   Cujo -  The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in dfw.*,   
   alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych. Supreme Holy   
   Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Winner of the 8/2000, 2/2003 & 4/2007 HL&S   
   award. July 2005 Hammer of Thor. Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse   
   Memorial Dog Whistle - 12/2005 & 4/2008. COOSN-266-06-01895.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)