From: ghost@chardwicke.sloane
"Cujo DeSockpuppet" wrote in message
news:XnsA910E755DDE40stillnolawsuitedmo@208.90.168.18...
> "The Ghost of Chardwicke Sloane" wrote in
> news:s0zZC.417898$RM2.142371@fx05.iad:
>
>> Are you Kazooism Aware?
>>
>> Are you filled with the urge to puff up and beat your empty shirt as
>> though there were a huge chest beneath it?
>> Do you find yourself walking into rooms with the urge to announce your
>> entrance and whistle a theme song as you walk?
>> Have you been struggling with the urge to insist the government arrest
>> people for disagreeing with your crazy notions?
>>
>> If so, you may be suffering from Kazooism. Team Christ is initiating
>> a program sponsored by The World Christ Union to bring focus upon
>> Kazooism as a disorder that is causing sufferers to win kook awards,
>> be locked up for stupidity, and find themselves being pulled over by
>> sheriff's deputies while trying to drive to the liquor store or an
>> Indian Casino.
>>
>> Help us to help you and help your community, too. Become Kazooism
>> Aware!
>>
>> Thank you,
>>
>> The Ghost of Chardicke Sloane
>> Certified Christ # 323394
>> World Christ Union
>> Christing for Tomorrow, Today
>
> I've been besieged by ghouls claiming to be dead kooks. How can you help?
Greetings my fellow American, our predictive AI is already on the job and
has drop shipped FRU# 8445457724754, the WCU Deghouling Array which has been
updated with new software patches and successfully deployed to clean up
ghoulade detectected in your locality. We are pleased to report that your
location is now secure although there are a few more adjustments to be made
prior to dismissing teh effects Teh Forces of Kazooism.
> Yours ,in Christ, Ed W.
--- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
* Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)
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