From: cujo@petitmorte.net   
      
   "The Ghost of Chardwicke Sloane"  wrote in   
   news:gKGZC.151369$VB3.47398@fx11.iad:   
      
   >   
   > "Cujo DeSockpuppet"  wrote in message   
   > news:XnsA910E755DDE40stillnolawsuitedmo@208.90.168.18...   
   >> "The Ghost of Chardwicke Sloane"  wrote in   
   >> news:s0zZC.417898$RM2.142371@fx05.iad:   
   >>   
   >>> Are you Kazooism Aware?   
   >>>   
   >>> Are you filled with the urge to puff up and beat your empty shirt as   
   >>> though there were a huge chest beneath it?   
   >>> Do you find yourself walking into rooms with the urge to announce   
   >>> your entrance and whistle a theme song as you walk?   
   >>> Have you been struggling with the urge to insist the government   
   >>> arrest people for disagreeing with your crazy notions?   
   >>>   
   >>> If so, you may be suffering from Kazooism.  Team Christ is   
   >>> initiating a program sponsored by The World Christ Union to bring   
   >>> focus upon Kazooism as a disorder that is causing sufferers to win   
   >>> kook awards, be locked up for stupidity, and find themselves being   
   >>> pulled over by sheriff's deputies while trying to drive to the   
   >>> liquor store or an Indian Casino.   
   >>>   
   >>> Help us to help you and help your community, too. Become Kazooism   
   >>> Aware!   
   >>>   
   >>> Thank you,   
   >>>   
   >>> The Ghost of Chardicke Sloane   
   >>> Certified Christ # 323394   
   >>> World Christ Union   
   >>> Christing for Tomorrow, Today   
   >>   
   >> I've been besieged by ghouls claiming to be dead kooks. How can you   
   >> help?   
   >   
   > Greetings my fellow American, our predictive AI is already on the job   
   > and has drop shipped FRU# 8445457724754, the WCU Deghouling Array   
   > which has been updated with new software patches and successfully   
   > deployed to clean up ghoulade detectected in your locality.  We are   
   > pleased to report that your location is now secure although there are   
   > a few more adjustments to be made prior to dismissing teh effects Teh   
   > Forces of Kazooism.   
   >   
   >> Yours ,in Christ, Ed W.   
      
   Thanks so much! I also happened to get a Lien Remover included with the   
   shipment but after checking, I don't seem to need it. I would be happy to   
   ship it back or simply donate it to another soul who needs to remove Fake   
   Dead Christ entanglements.   
      
   --   
   Cujo -  The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in dfw.*,   
   alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych. Supreme Holy   
   Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Winner of the 8/2000, 2/2003 & 4/2007 HL&S   
   award. July 2005 Hammer of Thor. Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse   
   Memorial Dog Whistle - 12/2005 & 4/2008. COOSN-266-06-01895.   
    "I have still lost no accounts. I simply have a life that needs   
   interacting with." -Ed, still having trouble with reality.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)