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|    The retarded method for being a retard    |
|    16 Jul 18 21:06:46    |
      Hi, fuckweasel!               How does it feel when your betters (the superior intellects you claim are       government disinformation agents) take hiatus and allow you to embarrass       yourself with zero activity on your kook poasts? Where are your supporters?        To whom do you point them?              You see, you are a spiritual kindergartner, a failure in the adult world. You       have failed every trial, every tribulation.              1. Your Korean war credential... oh, instead of fighting North Koreans, you,       by your own words, operated a gym.              2. Your law enforcement credential. You, by your own words, quit after a few       years.               3. Your law school credential. You, by your own words, quit after a number       of weeks. Your sad, impotent excuse. College level work was "satanic."        Wow... you were the devil's punk bitch.              4. Your greatest Usenet argument. You never shot a mannequin. Gee whiz...       neither did I, but I never used "Teh Internet" to preach that irrelevant       fact. Neither did everyone else I have ever read. Why so sensitive about an       inanimate object??              5. Your criminal record. At least seven felony convictions. Not something       Real Americans would amass due to the mole hill you were accused of creating       secondary to a visit to an Indian casino. Was your gambling loss so bad you       just never "divinely        discerned" your high beams would strike the eyes of a sheriff's deputy???              6. By the way... what are stealth trucks and what are stealth uniforms? What       is that insane bullshit about a sheriff's deputy dressed in a stealth uniform       sabotaging your alarm clock so you would miss one of your various felony       Trials?              Here is a bonus question: What does it feel like to be retarded? Seriously.        Have you ever found yourself masturbating to a stack of "Soldier of Fortune"       magazines in a pile of your own feces, and thought to yourself... "Damn, am I       fucking retarded or        what?"               --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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