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   The retarded method for being a retard   
   16 Jul 18 21:06:46   
   
   Hi, fuckweasel!     
      
   How does it feel when your betters (the superior intellects you claim are   
   government disinformation agents) take hiatus and allow you to embarrass   
   yourself with zero activity on your kook poasts?  Where are your supporters?    
   To whom do you point them?   
      
   You see, you are a spiritual kindergartner, a failure in the adult world.  You   
   have failed every trial, every tribulation.   
      
   1.  Your Korean war credential... oh, instead of fighting North Koreans, you,   
   by your own words, operated a gym.   
      
   2.  Your law enforcement credential.  You, by your own words, quit after a few   
   years.    
      
   3.  Your law school credential.  You, by your own words, quit after a number   
   of weeks.  Your sad, impotent excuse.  College level work was "satanic."    
   Wow... you were the devil's punk bitch.   
      
   4.  Your greatest Usenet argument.  You never shot a mannequin.  Gee whiz...   
   neither did I, but I never used "Teh Internet" to preach that irrelevant   
   fact.  Neither did everyone else I have ever read.  Why so sensitive about an   
   inanimate object??   
      
   5.  Your criminal record.  At least seven felony convictions.  Not something   
   Real Americans would amass due to the mole hill you were accused of creating   
   secondary to a visit to an Indian casino.  Was your gambling loss so bad you   
   just never "divinely    
   discerned" your high beams would strike the eyes of a sheriff's deputy???   
      
   6.  By the way... what are stealth trucks and what are stealth uniforms?  What   
   is that insane bullshit about a sheriff's deputy dressed in a stealth uniform   
   sabotaging your alarm clock so you would miss one of your various felony   
   Trials?   
      
   Here is a bonus question:  What does it feel like to be retarded?  Seriously.    
   Have you ever found yourself masturbating to a stack of "Soldier of Fortune"   
   magazines in a pile of your own feces, and thought to yourself... "Damn, am I   
   fucking retarded or    
   what?"    
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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