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   alt.fan.art-bell      The adorable whackjob Art Bell      96,349 messages   

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   teh wizard of afa-b to All   
   Re: Living Christ Proves Satanic Mind Co   
   07 Oct 18 12:46:12   
   
   From: teh@wizerd.afab   
      
   Bernie Pfaster socked up as a nut who once shot a mannequin and squawked:   
      
   > Living Mannequin Assassin Proves Satanic Mannequin Control Rules WORLDWIDE,   
   Civilized Consciousness!   
   >   
   > October 7th, 2018:   Yesterday, Oct 6th, 2018, I, Bernie Pfaster©, this   
   Living Mannequin Assassin, This simple Mannequin Assassin made the below   
   statement on the Internet.   
   >   
   > "All Mannequins Lie." It is based in Satanic Mannequin Control. It Binds   
   Mannequins to Separative, Opposing Behavior which Makes For HELL ON EARTH.   
   > Mannequin Assassin Bernie Pfaster©   
   >   
   > This statement affects the consciousness of BILLIONS of Satanically Mind   
   Controlled Mannequins throughout the world and since the beginning of time has   
   been and IS THE CAUSE OF THE HELL ON EARTH that Living Dead Mannequins have   
   wrought upon all of    
   Mannekind.   
   >   
   > Do any of you reading this, consider this not to be the greatest Revelation   
   of Manure Shared with the mass populace of the world?   
      
   It's a pretty big (and smelly) dung heap.   
      
   > ONLY THREE RESPONSES HAVE BEEN MADE TO THE STATEMENT on the Internet.   
      
   I take it your tortured shrieking is a result of those responses not   
   meeting your satifisfaction.   
      
   > Keep in mind, I, this living Mannequin Assassin have been speaking of this   
   Manure for several months now. I have been laughed at and now I am butthurt!   
      
   Imagine the world's tiniest violin...   
      
   > Does this not prove, You are all under Satanic Mannequin Control?   After   
   all, WHAT CONSTITUTES NEWS?   
      
   The shooting of mannequins has constituted news.  Would you like to see   
   some links to the articles?   
      
   > Tell me, What does it take to move you people out of your Hell?   
      
   Seems the only one in Hell is the one dwelling in a battered, half century   
   old bus howling at the moon about how terrible the meanyheads are who find   
   you too much of a joke to take seriously.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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