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|    teh wizard of afa-b to Bernie Pfaster    |
|    Re: A Living Bernie Pfaster Says 'DO NO     |
|    27 Oct 18 20:18:16    |
      From: teh@wizerd.afab              Bernie Pfaster wrote:              > A Living Bernie Pfaster Says 'DO NO HARM' 'TELL NO LIES' BOYCOTT SATANIC       GOVERNMENT AND RELIGION:       >       > You have no need to follow Satanic Law. Watch your world       > change.              Yes, watch your world change as you ignore such laws as:              Drunk driving. Try it and see how well Bernie's advice goes after a six       pack and a blurry drive down to the Casino with your hi-beams on. Cops       tend to ignore the mutterings of drunks as they arrest them for endangering       society.              Burglary. Yeah, just help yourself to your neighbor's stuff. See how "not       consenting" or "not accepting" judicial orders to be jugged don't seem to       impede the processing of the thief into prison.              Rape. Theres a nasty satanic law, right there according to Bernie. It's       okay to throw a woman down and use her as a sperm dumpster then head out to       Taco Bell for the Thursday Night Special.              Murder. Yiha! Lets get to killin'!              The so called "Satanic" law tries to reduce various criminal enterprises       through a system of penalties. Of course, crimininals will be criminals       and that keeps the prisons full, sometimes the law has to be reactive to       punish those who break them. Anyhoo, what Bernie Pfaster will not tell you       is that breaking the law against bogus liens results in felony convictions.              > No other man but I, in the recorded History of mankind, including JESUS       CHRIST, has directly revealed to the World the SATANIC WEAPON used to enslave       mankind INTELLECTUAL THOUGHT!!¡              What Christ said was important, what you say from behind your sockpuppet is       of no import.              > Bernard Lee Pfaster© A Living Sockpuppet              I wonder when arkent3 is going to pop up to support Bernie's primary       sockpuppet?              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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