From: world@christ.union   
      
   The World Christ Union and Team Christ are proud to present the following   
   honary, probationary certification upon Bernard Lee Pfaster who has been   
   making valiant attempts to christ on Teh Interwebs.  The poor boy does try   
   so hard, we thought a modicum of encouragement was in order.   
      
   WCU hereby certifies Bernard Lee Pfaster as a Probationary Certified Christ,   
   Junior Grade, number 136921.   
      
   This entitles Bernie to the following .siggy material   
      
   Bernard Lee Pfaster© - Certified Christ, Junior Grade (probationary)   
   The World Christ Union - Christing for tomorrow, today   
      
   End communication!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)