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   teh wizard of afa-b to Bernie Pfaster   
   Re: Satanically ruled Civilized People a   
   05 Nov 18 22:35:58   
   
   From: teh@wizerd.afab   
      
   On Mon, 5 Nov 2018 18:23:58 -0800 (PST), Bernie Pfaster wrote:   
      
   > Satanically ruled Civilized People are just Plain DUMB!  SNAP OUT OF IT!   
      
   Egad, you're not going to make a video out of this rant are you?   
      
   > By: Bernard Lee Pfaster© ­ A Living Bernie Pfaster   
   >   
   > There's no kind way to put this.   
      
   You're still pretending not to be Bernie.   
      
   > They Lack awareness.   
      
   You need to start lacking sockpuppets.   
      
   > I refer to The Blah Blah Blah.   
      
   I just reduced your manure output by several orders of magnitude.  Yer   
   welcome.   
      
   > When Integrity is lost   
      
   Bernie Pfaster changes socks.   
      
   > Every word that I, this Living Bernie Pfaster, this Simple Bernie Pfaster of   
   Hooey have said above can be verified by reading the interactions with these   
   meanyheads who don't worship me.   
   >   
   > The average Bernie Pfaster doesn't even know that he/she is a 'BERNIE   
   PFASTER' and that is his ticket into sockpuppetry by the blah blah blah.   
   >   
   > That's pretty DUMB DAMNED, wouldn't you say?   
   >   
   > I, this Living Bernie Pfaster, bring to you the solution to ALL OF YOUR FLU   
   SYMPTOMS, but you must want to take your Robotussin.   
   >   
   > It is that Cambell's Chicken Noodle Soup, which has made you SNEEZY instead   
   of HEADACHY as is your natural right.   
   >   
   > Look below at the two examples of AM Radio Controller who cause you to   
   believe they are EQUAL to THE FM BAND.   
   >   
   > You've been watching Walt Disney and Faire tales and now that you are   
   adults, you find yourself to be quacking like Donald Duck.   
   >   
   > Silly, aren't I?   
   >   
   > After reading the following, ask yourselves, has it left you confused.  If   
   it has, the Satanic Indoctrination has been successful.  Nowhere will you find   
   a Living Man who will back up his statements.  You only find cowardly poseurs.   
      
   I changed around yer yammering to make you appear slightly more coherent,   
   but you're still not quite there, yet.  Get some help, Bernie.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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