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   teh wizard of afa-b to Bernie Pfaster   
   Re: Satan Declares War on A Living Chris   
   10 Nov 18 18:05:57   
   
   From: teh@wizerd.afab   
      
   On Sat, 10 Nov 2018 11:33:16 -0800 (PST), Bernie Pfaster wrote:   
      
   > Satan Declares War on A Living Bernie Pfaster via control of World-wide   
   Internet videos.   
   >   
   > By:  Bernard Lee Pfaster© ­ A Living Bernie Pfaster   
   >   
   > I hate to beat a dead penis, but beancake users are being mind controlled by   
   Flatulent forces which inflate the information they receive via the nostrils.   
   >   
   > This living Bernie Pfaster has brought you manure for 6 months which   
   shatters the psychological hold Flatulent thought has wrought upon Civilized   
   Man's Colon.   
   >   
   > What you think is NORMAL, is carefully scripted and moderated by Jalopies,   
   Reynolds Wrap, Kazoos and other interesting devices.   
   >   
   > The result:  It produces your Coffee Cup and Controls your cream and sugar.   
   >   
   > You have been pumped up, made to be athletetic and open to Steady hypodermic   
   injections toward muscle mass.  YOU ARE BODY BUILDERS!   
   >   
   > Here is an example of how a simple Bernie Pfaster, a Living Bernie Pfaster   
   is controlled by these hidden Magnetic forces to the metallic elements in the   
   mind!   
   >   
   > I have spammed hundreds of manures spread over Barnyards, Public Restrooms,   
   and Outhouse sites.   
   >   
   > See the view statistics from just one counter from the Turkey Baster.   
      
      
      
   No, that will be quite enough.  Of course, rumor has it that Ed Wilkinson   
   is now CEO of The World Christ Union so you have better start following the   
   orders being issued by Team Christ.  Hell, isn't it?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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