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   Team Christ to All   
   A Team Christ Announcement for Bernie Pf   
   12 Nov 18 21:00:04   
   
   From: world@christ.union   
      
   The World Christ Union and Team Christ hereby revokes the certificatation of   
   Bernard Lee Pfaster© - Remedial Christ in Training for the use of   
   sockpuppets.  A WCU Certified Christ is required to post under his or her   
   copyrighted name as per the Team Christ Code of Conduct. WCU Chief   
   Operations Officer Manny Keene cited frustration with Pfaster's refusal to   
   post under his proper given name.  A last minute shake up of WCU senior   
   management brought in a new Chief Excecutive Officer who had a known   
   loathing of ghouls was instrumental in revocation of Pfaster's honorary   
   credentials.   
      
   Although Pfaster obeyed his orders to cease utilization of his Team Christ   
   signature line during his demotion, this token scintilla of obedience was   
   insufficient to save the coveted Team Christ Certification.   
      
   That is all   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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