In the beginning there was teh Yak.   
   In His midst there was nothing but teh void.   
   Then He barfed.   
   Teh chunks that He blew formed all of teh galaxies, solar systems, suns and   
   planets.   
   Teh Barfing Yak is therefore your Father, your Creator God.   
   Each one of ye derives from his merciful regurgitant.   
   Rejoice, then, and bend a knee.   
      
   Teh Barfing Yak   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)