On Thursday, January 24, 2019 at 12:36:11 PM UTC-6, % wrote:   
   > On 2019-01-24 11:22 a.m., Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:   
   > > HOW I SPENT THE SUMMER SOLSTICE   
   > > Day two and counting down to Fall. Yesterday was the longest day of the    
   > > year--if you live on or about the equator. Everywhere else it's just a    
   > > long day. Speaking of long days, I had one of those yesterday. It    
   > > happened like this...... Pleasance dragged me along to JC Penny......and    
   > > well......   
   > >    
   > > eventually she wandered off somewhere by her lonesome. Which left me    
   > > milling around the isles for ten minutes or so--looking for her and    
   > > beginning to suspect the store dicks thought I was a likely shoplifter.    
   > > Then I finally strolled across one. A freakin' chair! If you've ever    
   > > been, you know there aren't more than two of 'em in any of those    
   > > freakin' Penny stores. I packed my ass into that chair without delay,    
   > > settling in for what might be a long wait. It was a nice chair. Metal    
   > > frame with an upholstered back and contoured seat that felt good against    
   > > my cheeks. But enough of that.   
   > >    
   > > I glanced around and . . .? Wouldn't you know it, I was plopped down    
   > > right in the middle of the fucking bras. Which I pretended not to    
   > > notice, lol. Fucking row after goddamn row of fucking bras! Bras to hold    
   > > tits I couldn't fondle and suck in ten thousand years. Well...... I just    
   > > sat there twiddling my thumbs, thinking about that, passing time.   
   > >    
   > > But soon my mind began to wander, as it often does, towards other    
   > > important matters; and I found myself called to duty with the sizing up    
   > > of women's asses. A good place to do just that. Women everywhere. So    
   > > then . . . Has it ever crossed your mind . . . about how lots of women    
   > > these days have disgusting fat, sloshy asses? Like a twin lumps of    
   > > melting Jello in a shithouse--it's "Quanto orribile!" I assaulted my    
   > > sensibilities by picturing, in a military mind, what these young women    
   > > with "orribile" asses might look like about a decade or so down the    
   > > road; and the mental pic reminded me of the old saying, "an ass like a    
   > > forty-dollar cow." Surely such lardasses would never grace the pages of    
   > > "Cosmo."   
   > > The nice firm, tight ass--the Holy Grail benchmark for most men--seemed    
   > > the exclusive domain of young teen shoppers, who went about their    
   > > business in the B-cup isle. From eighteen on, girls, it's a downhill    
   > > toboggan ride for you. I think you know this, too. Of course you do. It    
   > > explains why you girls are in such a hurry to get a'hold of a man while    
   > > you're still young--while there's still something desirable about you.     
   > > Personally, I'm a leg n' ass man, so I appreciate a fine ass, and I'm a    
   > > good judge of the same. But enough of that.....   
   > >    
   > > At any rate, sitting there on my own ass, it slowly dawned upon me that    
   > > my presence there amid the bras was not especially unnoticed.  Then some    
   > > cow with an ass like a fucking rhinocerous, blockading the entire isle    
   > > behind it, despised me a withering glance.  “Like I fucking care,   
   bitch.    
   > > Cunt! Nobody would fuck you," I thought. I was just about to get the    
   > > hell outa there and go look for Pleasance again when who but she    
   > > appeared. When she asked me what I had been doing, I simply said that I    
   > > had had enough of asses for one day.   
   > >    
   > > Colonel Edmund J. Burke   
   > > U.S. Army, ret.   
   >    
   > too bad the summe soltice hasn't happened yet   
      
   Most tranny asses stay nice and tight. Very few sag like the melting mozarella   
   cheese-asses of the hags you saw. Some of the tight asses you lusted after   
   could have been attached to trannies shopping for bras.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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