XPost: alt.war.vietnam, alt.home.repair, alt.checkmate   
   From: burkesbabes@bigass-babes.com   
      
   On 1/27/2019 4:53 PM, barfingyak@gmail.com wrote:   
   > On Sunday, January 27, 2019 at 11:27:19 AM UTC-6, Colonel Edmund J. Burke   
   wrote:   
   >> On 1/26/2019 3:34 PM, barfingyak@gmail.com wrote:   
   >>> On Saturday, January 26, 2019 at 12:11:30 PM UTC-6, Colonel Edmund J.   
   Burke wrote:   
   >>>> On 1/25/2019 2:00 PM, barfingyak@gmail.com wrote:   
   >>>>> On Friday, January 25, 2019 at 10:53:11 AM UTC-6, Colonel Edmund J.   
   Burke wrote:   
   >>>>>> On 1/24/2019 11:39 AM, barfingyak@gmail.com wrote:   
   >>>>>>> On Thursday, January 24, 2019 at 12:36:11 PM UTC-6, % wrote:   
   >>>>>>>> On 2019-01-24 11:22 a.m., Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:   
   >>>>>>>>> HOW I SPENT THE SUMMER SOLSTICE   
   >>>>>>>>> Day two and counting down to Fall. Yesterday was the longest day of   
   the   
   >>>>>>>>> year--if you live on or about the equator. Everywhere else it's just   
   a   
   >>>>>>>>> long day. Speaking of long days, I had one of those yesterday. It   
   >>>>>>>>> happened like this...... Pleasance dragged me along to JC   
   Penny......and   
   >>>>>>>>> well......   
   >>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>> eventually she wandered off somewhere by her lonesome. Which left me   
   >>>>>>>>> milling around the isles for ten minutes or so--looking for her and   
   >>>>>>>>> beginning to suspect the store dicks thought I was a likely   
   shoplifter.   
   >>>>>>>>> Then I finally strolled across one. A freakin' chair! If you've ever   
   >>>>>>>>> been, you know there aren't more than two of 'em in any of those   
   >>>>>>>>> freakin' Penny stores. I packed my ass into that chair without delay,   
   >>>>>>>>> settling in for what might be a long wait. It was a nice chair. Metal   
   >>>>>>>>> frame with an upholstered back and contoured seat that felt good   
   against   
   >>>>>>>>> my cheeks. But enough of that.   
   >>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>> I glanced around and . . .? Wouldn't you know it, I was plopped down   
   >>>>>>>>> right in the middle of the fucking bras. Which I pretended not to   
   >>>>>>>>> notice, lol. Fucking row after goddamn row of fucking bras! Bras to   
   hold   
   >>>>>>>>> tits I couldn't fondle and suck in ten thousand years. Well...... I   
   just   
   >>>>>>>>> sat there twiddling my thumbs, thinking about that, passing time.   
   >>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>> But soon my mind began to wander, as it often does, towards other   
   >>>>>>>>> important matters; and I found myself called to duty with the sizing   
   up   
   >>>>>>>>> of women's asses. A good place to do just that. Women everywhere. So   
   >>>>>>>>> then . . . Has it ever crossed your mind . . . about how lots of   
   women   
   >>>>>>>>> these days have disgusting fat, sloshy asses? Like a twin lumps of   
   >>>>>>>>> melting Jello in a shithouse--it's "Quanto orribile!" I assaulted my   
   >>>>>>>>> sensibilities by picturing, in a military mind, what these young   
   women   
   >>>>>>>>> with "orribile" asses might look like about a decade or so down the   
   >>>>>>>>> road; and the mental pic reminded me of the old saying, "an ass like   
   a   
   >>>>>>>>> forty-dollar cow." Surely such lardasses would never grace the pages   
   of   
   >>>>>>>>> "Cosmo."   
   >>>>>>>>> The nice firm, tight ass--the Holy Grail benchmark for most   
   men--seemed   
   >>>>>>>>> the exclusive domain of young teen shoppers, who went about their   
   >>>>>>>>> business in the B-cup isle. From eighteen on, girls, it's a downhill   
   >>>>>>>>> toboggan ride for you. I think you know this, too. Of course you do.   
   It   
   >>>>>>>>> explains why you girls are in such a hurry to get a'hold of a man   
   while   
   >>>>>>>>> you're still young--while there's still something desirable about   
   you.   
   >>>>>>>>> Personally, I'm a leg n' ass man, so I appreciate a fine ass, and   
   I'm a   
   >>>>>>>>> good judge of the same. But enough of that.....   
   >>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>> At any rate, sitting there on my own ass, it slowly dawned upon me   
   that   
   >>>>>>>>> my presence there amid the bras was not especially unnoticed.  Then   
   some   
   >>>>>>>>> cow with an ass like a fucking rhinocerous, blockading the entire   
   isle   
   >>>>>>>>> behind it, despised me a withering glance.  “Like I fucking care,   
   bitch.   
   >>>>>>>>> Cunt! Nobody would fuck you," I thought. I was just about to get the   
   >>>>>>>>> hell outa there and go look for Pleasance again when who but she   
   >>>>>>>>> appeared. When she asked me what I had been doing, I simply said   
   that I   
   >>>>>>>>> had had enough of asses for one day.   
   >>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>> Colonel Edmund J. Burke   
   >>>>>>>>> U.S. Army, ret.   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>> too bad the summe soltice hasn't happened yet   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>> Most tranny asses stay nice and tight. Very few sag like the melting   
   mozarella cheese-asses of the hags you saw. Some of the tight asses you lusted   
   after could have been attached to trannies shopping for bras.   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>> You shouldn't call them trannies because that is SO RUDE!  Ladyboy is   
   the better choice.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> I prefer Girlyman. Old school.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>   
   >>>> What you prefer is still rude, sonny.   
   >>>   
   >>> How do you like my dingleberries? Tasty, are they not?   
   >>>   
   >> Dingle Berries are two words, son.   
   >   
   > Henceforth ye shalt be named "Teh Pervert Tranny."   
   > He who sits in the bra section to ogle preteen asses.   
   > He/she who likes big-titted men who hide their dicks under skirts!   
   >   
      
   I once asked this cute ladyboy in Taiwan...I said, "It must be hard getting a   
   date dressed like that."   
      
   "No, not at all," she replied.  "A lot of men like a little something extra   
   under a girl's skirt."   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)