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   Message 95,904 of 96,349   
   Bite My Shiny Metal Ass to All   
   Re: HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER SOLSTICE ON HE   
   03 Feb 19 02:04:41   
   
   XPost: alt.war.vietnam, alt.home.repair, alt.checkmate   
   From: bender@the.future   
      
   "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"    
   wrote:   
      
   > I once asked this cute ladyboy in Taiwan...I said, "It must be hard getting   
   a date dressed like that."   
   >   
   > "No, not at all," she replied.  "A lot of men like a little something extra   
   under a girl's skirt."   
      
   Extra?!?  Surely you jest.   
      
   A ladyboy has something missing, Kernel.  If you don't   
   know what it is, perhaps that's because Pleasance lacks   
   it too.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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