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   Message 95,907 of 96,349   
   Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. to Colonel Edmund J. Burke   
   Re: FEBRUARY 2019 PUBLIC ADDRESS BY YOUR   
   02 Feb 19 15:02:22   
   
   XPost: alt.war.vietnam, alt.usage.english, alt.checkmate   
   From: greghall@yacht_maester.fake   
      
   On Sat, 2 Feb 2019 11:45:14 -0800, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"  wrote:   
      
   >Hello, dear recruits,   
   >   
   >If I may, permit this old warburd to formally introduce a certain cretin from   
   the alt.fan.art-bell froup... "The Barfing Yak at gmail dot com."   
   >The Yak, if you'll permit my brevity, has been slandering (like there's no   
   tomorrow) the good name of Ladyboys.   
   >And I'll have NONE OF IT!   
   >   
   >Tell Mister Yak to straighten up and fly right, or he'll be in for some heavy   
   metal latrine duty!   
   >   
   >ANY QUESTIONS?   
      
   Just a comment, Colonel. That Art Bell group is infested   
   with some real radical k0oks. They believe in flying   
   saucers and space aliens who insert various big test   
   probes up their recktums.  That's very weird and   
   they actually enjoy the experience. So, how can they   
   NOT like ladyboys as well?   
      
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   Everybody here likes Yours Truly,   
   Gregøry Hall - Bombastic Loudmouth of the South   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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