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   Message 95,909 of 96,349   
   Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. to Colonel Edmund J. Burke   
   Re: FEBRUARY 2019 PUBLIC ADDRESS BY YOUR   
   02 Feb 19 15:10:21   
   
   XPost: alt.war.vietnam, alt.usage.english, alt.checkmate   
   From: greghall@yacht_maester.fake   
      
   On Sat, 2 Feb 2019, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"    
   wrote:   
   >On 2/2/201, Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq. wrote:   
   >> On Sat, 2 Feb 2019, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"  wrote:   
   >>   
   >>> Hello, dear recruits,   
   >>>   
   >>> If I may, permit this old warburd to formally introduce a certain cretin   
   from the alt.fan.art-bell froup... "The Barfing Yak at gmail dot com."   
   >>> The Yak, if you'll permit my brevity, has been slandering (like there's no   
   tomorrow) the good name of Ladyboys.   
   >>> And I'll have NONE OF IT!   
   >>>   
   >>> Tell Mister Yak to straighten up and fly right, or he'll be in for some   
   heavy metal latrine duty!   
   >>>   
   >>> ANY QUESTIONS?   
   >>   
   >> Just a comment, Colonel. That Art Bell group is infested   
   >> with some real radical k0oks. They believe in flying   
   >> saucers and space aliens who insert various big test   
   >> probes up their recktums.  That's very weird and   
   >> they actually enjoy the experience. So, how can they   
   >> NOT like ladyboys as well?   
   >   
   >The real question is...  How couldn't a feller not like this Ladyboy from   
   Thailand??   
   >https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0c/96/ce/0c96ced2c3bab05dbdb8c9e7008a49d5.jpg   
      
   Oh my!  I feel an orgasm coming on....  Fap,fap,fap,fap.....   
      
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   Everybody here likes Yours Truly,   
   Gregøry Hall - Bombastic Loudmouth of the South   
      
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