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   barfingyak@gmail.com to All   
   Re: FEBRUARY 2019 PUBLIC ADDRESS BY YOUR   
   02 Feb 19 16:48:48   
   
   On Saturday, February 2, 2019 at 2:11:44 PM UTC-6, % wrote:   
   > On 2019-02-02 1:06 p.m., Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:   
   > > On 2/2/2019 12:02 PM, Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq. wrote:   
   > >> On Sat, 2 Feb 2019 11:45:14 -0800, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"    
   > >>  wrote:   
   > >>   
   > >>> Hello, dear recruits,   
   > >>>   
   > >>> If I may, permit this old warburd to formally introduce a certain    
   > >>> cretin from the alt.fan.art-bell froup... "The Barfing Yak at gmail    
   > >>> dot com."   
   > >>> The Yak, if you'll permit my brevity, has been slandering (like    
   > >>> there's no tomorrow) the good name of Ladyboys.   
   > >>> And I'll have NONE OF IT!   
   > >>>   
   > >>> Tell Mister Yak to straighten up and fly right, or he'll be in for    
   > >>> some heavy metal latrine duty!   
   > >>>   
   > >>> ANY QUESTIONS?   
   > >>   
   > >> Just a comment, Colonel. That Art Bell group is infested   
   > >> with some real radical k0oks. They believe in flying   
   > >> saucers and space aliens who insert various big test   
   > >> probes up their recktums.  That's very weird and   
   > >> they actually enjoy the experience. So, how can they   
   > >> NOT like ladyboys as well?   
   > >>   
   > >    
   > > The real question is...  How couldn't a feller not like this Ladyboy    
   > > from Thailand??   
   > > https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0c/96/ce/0c96ced2c3bab05dbdb8   
   9e7008a49d5.jpg    
   > >    
   > up your wang hole crater lips   
      
   I cleanse you all with my Holy Barf. Bathe in its compassionate acidity. Be at   
   one with its chunks.   
      
   Teh Barfing Yak   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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