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   Message 95,935 of 96,349   
   Colonel Edmund J. Burke to Esq.   
   Re: FEBRUARY 2019 PUBLIC ADDRESS BY YOUR   
   05 Feb 19 06:26:29   
   
   XPost: alt.war.vietnam, alt.usage.english, alt.checkmate   
   From: burkesbabes@bigass-babes.com   
      
   On 2/2/2019 12:02 PM, Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq. wrote:   
   > On Sat, 2 Feb 2019 11:45:14 -0800, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <   
   urkesbabes@bigass-babes.com> wrote:   
   >   
   >> Hello, dear recruits,   
   >>   
   >> If I may, permit this old warburd to formally introduce a certain cretin   
   from the alt.fan.art-bell froup... "The Barfing Yak at gmail dot com."   
   >> The Yak, if you'll permit my brevity, has been slandering (like there's no   
   tomorrow) the good name of Ladyboys.   
   >> And I'll have NONE OF IT!   
   >>   
   >> Tell Mister Yak to straighten up and fly right, or he'll be in for some   
   heavy metal latrine duty!   
   >>   
   >> ANY QUESTIONS?   
   >   
   > Just a comment, Colonel. That Art Bell group is infested   
   > with some real radical k0oks. They believe in flying   
   > saucers and space aliens who insert various big test   
   > probes up their recktums.  That's very weird and   
   > they actually enjoy the experience. So, how can they   
   > NOT like ladyboys as well?   
   >   
      
   That shit happened to me one night at a Pattaya bar.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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