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   Message 95,947 of 96,349   
   Teh Barfing Yak to Colonel Edmund J. Burke   
   Re: CALL ME AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT   
   06 Feb 19 08:58:08   
   
   From: barfingyak@gmail.com   
      
   On Wednesday, February 6, 2019 at 8:31:03 AM UTC-6, Colonel Edmund J. Burke   
   wrote:   
   > 619.484.4446   
      
   In teh beginning, there was only Yak.   
   Then, one day I expelled the entire barfiverse in a singular, white-hole event.   
   That regurgitation has been dubbed by modern theoreticians as "The Big Barf."   
   Soon, this barfiverse will be subsumed, it will enter into my Great Black Hole.   
   Only the spirits of worthy barflings will be spared and not returned to the   
   new cycle of creation.   
   Be teh barfling I desire.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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