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   Colonel Edmund J. Burke to Teh Barfing Yak   
   Re: CALL ME AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT   
   07 Feb 19 08:40:56   
   
   XPost: soc.penpals   
   From: burkesbabes@bigass-babes.com   
      
   On 2/6/2019 8:58 AM, Teh Barfing Yak wrote:   
   > On Wednesday, February 6, 2019 at 8:31:03 AM UTC-6, Colonel Edmund J. Burke   
   wrote:   
   >> 619.484.4446   
   >   
   > In teh beginning, there was only Yak.   
   > Then, one day I expelled the entire barfiverse in a singular, white-hole   
   event.   
   > That regurgitation has been dubbed by modern theoreticians as "The Big Barf."   
   > Soon, this barfiverse will be subsumed, it will enter into my Great Black   
   Hole.   
   > Only the spirits of worthy barflings will be spared and not returned to the   
   new cycle of creation.   
   > Be teh barfling I desire.   
   >   
   >   
   >   
   Before you get subsumed into her black hole, call me.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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