XPost: soc.penpals, alt.magick   
   From: burkesbabes@bigass-babes.com   
      
   On 2/7/2019 9:44 AM, rachel wrote:   
   > On Thursday, February 7, 2019 at 8:40:55 AM UTC-8, Colonel Edmund J. Burke   
   wrote:   
   >> On 2/6/2019 8:58 AM, Teh Barfing Yak wrote:   
   >>> On Wednesday, February 6, 2019 at 8:31:03 AM UTC-6, Colonel Edmund J.   
   Burke wrote:   
   >>>> 619.484.4446   
   >>>   
   >>> In teh beginning, there was only Yak.   
   >>> Then, one day I expelled the entire barfiverse in a singular, white-hole   
   event.   
   >>> That regurgitation has been dubbed by modern theoreticians as "The Big   
   Barf."   
   >>> Soon, this barfiverse will be subsumed, it will enter into my Great Black   
   Hole.   
   >>> Only the spirits of worthy barflings will be spared and not returned to   
   the new cycle of creation.   
   >>> Be teh barfling I desire.   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >> Before you get subsumed into her black hole, call me.   
   >   
   > I don't want to talk to a gardener to ask to speak to you. Also, what if I   
   mean, it's a game. A Spanish Inquisition. You're too tricky for me.   
   >   
   > I want your own cant cock, your Adam's apple, your sword of Satan, your   
   lascivious language...   
   >   
      
   Notwithstanding my adam's apple, those other qualities are what many girls   
   find most attractive in this old war horse.   
   Thank you and call me.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)