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|    Colonel Edmund J. Burke to rachel    |
|    Re: CALL ME AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT    |
|    07 Feb 19 10:19:34    |
      XPost: soc.penpals       From: burkesbabes@bigass-babes.com              On 2/7/2019 10:11 AM, rachel wrote:       > On Thursday, February 7, 2019 at 10:08:53 AM UTC-8, Colonel Edmund J. Burke       wrote:       >> On 2/7/2019 9:44 AM, rachel wrote:       >>> On Thursday, February 7, 2019 at 8:40:55 AM UTC-8, Colonel Edmund J. Burke       wrote:       >>>> On 2/6/2019 8:58 AM, Teh Barfing Yak wrote:       >>>>> On Wednesday, February 6, 2019 at 8:31:03 AM UTC-6, Colonel Edmund J.       Burke wrote:       >>>>>> 619.484.4446       >>>>>       >>>>> In teh beginning, there was only Yak.       >>>>> Then, one day I expelled the entire barfiverse in a singular, white-hole       event.       >>>>> That regurgitation has been dubbed by modern theoreticians as "The Big       Barf."       >>>>> Soon, this barfiverse will be subsumed, it will enter into my Great       Black Hole.       >>>>> Only the spirits of worthy barflings will be spared and not returned to       the new cycle of creation.       >>>>> Be teh barfling I desire.       >>>>>       >>>>>       >>>>>       >>>> Before you get subsumed into her black hole, call me.       >>>       >>> I don't want to talk to a gardener to ask to speak to you. Also, what if I       mean, it's a game. A Spanish Inquisition. You're too tricky for me.       >>>       >>> I want your own cant cock, your Adam's apple, your sword of Satan, your       lascivious language...       >>>       >>       >> Notwithstanding my adam's apple, those other qualities are what many girls       find most attractive in this old war horse.       >> Thank you and call me.       >       > i'm sick right now. i don't feel well. :-(((       >              Would you like me to be your nurse?              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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