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   Message 95,958 of 96,349   
   Colonel Edmund J. Burke to Teh Barfing Yak   
   Re: CALL ME AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT   
   08 Feb 19 06:05:35   
   
   XPost: soc.penpals   
   From: burkesbabes@bigass-babes.com   
      
   On 2/7/2019 3:30 PM, Teh Barfing Yak wrote:   
   > On Thursday, February 7, 2019 at 12:19:32 PM UTC-6, Colonel Edmund J. Burke   
   wrote:   
   >> On 2/7/2019 10:11 AM, rachel wrote:   
   >>> On Thursday, February 7, 2019 at 10:08:53 AM UTC-8, Colonel Edmund J.   
   Burke wrote:   
   >>>> On 2/7/2019 9:44 AM, rachel wrote:   
   >>>>> On Thursday, February 7, 2019 at 8:40:55 AM UTC-8, Colonel Edmund J.   
   Burke wrote:   
   >>>>>> On 2/6/2019 8:58 AM, Teh Barfing Yak wrote:   
   >>>>>>> On Wednesday, February 6, 2019 at 8:31:03 AM UTC-6, Colonel Edmund J.   
   Burke wrote:   
   >>>>>>>> 619.484.4446   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>> In teh beginning, there was only Yak.   
   >>>>>>> Then, one day I expelled the entire barfiverse in a singular,   
   white-hole event.   
   >>>>>>> That regurgitation has been dubbed by modern theoreticians as "The Big   
   Barf."   
   >>>>>>> Soon, this barfiverse will be subsumed, it will enter into my Great   
   Black Hole.   
   >>>>>>> Only the spirits of worthy barflings will be spared and not returned   
   to the new cycle of creation.   
   >>>>>>> Be teh barfling I desire.   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>> Before you get subsumed into her black hole, call me.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> I don't want to talk to a gardener to ask to speak to you. Also, what if   
   I mean, it's a game. A Spanish Inquisition. You're too tricky for me.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> I want your own cant cock, your Adam's apple, your sword of Satan, your   
   lascivious language...   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>   
   >>>> Notwithstanding my adam's apple, those other qualities are what many   
   girls find most attractive in this old war horse.   
   >>>> Thank you and call me.   
   >>>   
   >>> i'm sick right now. i don't feel well. :-(((   
   >>>   
   >>   
   >> Would you like me to be your nurse?   
   >   
   > I did some remote fondling of her tits and she feels well enough to me.   
   >   
   LOL   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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