I am Raymorrhoid Karczewski and this is my story.   
      
   I am the Siamese twin of Raymond. At birth we were attached ass-to-ass by a   
   shared mass of hemmorrhoidal tissue. The tissue was so recalitrant and heavily   
   ossified that we were never surgically separated.   
      
   Since my early childhood I have lived up Raymond's asshole, sequestered in   
   that bully's rectum. For this reason alone I will testify that Raymond is full   
   of shit. Obviously, I have seen it.   
      
   In better days, I would pop my head out of Raymond's butt and Anita would   
   playfully toss a piece of popcorn into my open mouth. But Raymond always   
   shoved me back inside and puckered up as tight as an altar boy. I'd get back   
   at him by emerging at night    
   while he was sleeping with his back to Anita and she'd let me fuck the fuck   
   out of her! Now, I'm typing at his computer while he sleeps.   
      
   If you have ever thought Raymond was talking out his ass, well, that was me,   
   his more literate twin, Raymorrhoid. Some day I hope to escape Raymond's   
   asshole and live my own life. Wish me luck!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)