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|    raymorrhoid.karczewski@gmail.com to raymorrhoid...@gmail.com    |
|    Re: Who is Raymorrhoid Karczewski?    |
|    27 Feb 19 13:46:30    |
      On Tuesday, 12 February 2019 18:16:19 UTC-6, raymorrhoid...@gmail.com wrote:       > I am Raymorrhoid Karczewski and this is my story.       >        > I am the Siamese twin of Raymond. At birth we were attached ass-to-ass by a       shared mass of hemmorrhoidal tissue. The tissue was so recalitrant and heavily       ossified that we were never surgically separated.       >        > Since my early childhood I have lived up Raymond's asshole, sequestered in       that bully's rectum. For this reason alone I will testify that Raymond is full       of shit. Obviously, I have seen it.       >        > In better days, I would pop my head out of Raymond's butt and Anita would       playfully toss a piece of popcorn into my open mouth. But Raymond always       shoved me back inside and puckered up as tight as an altar boy. I'd get back       at him by emerging at night        while he was sleeping with his back to Anita and she'd let me fuck the fuck       out of her! Now, I'm typing at his computer while he sleeps.       >        > If you have ever thought Raymond was talking out his ass, well, that was me,       his more literate twin, Raymorrhoid. Some day I hope to escape Raymond's       asshole and live my own life. Wish me luck!              One night I decided to fuck Anita with my dick pushed through Raymond's       sphincter. I whispered through his asshole, awakened her while they were       sleeping, and shoved my erect cock from inside out. She rode that dick on       Raymond's butt for about an hour.        She was the better fuck for me than Raymond, I must say.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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