On Tuesday, 5 March 2019 18:11:50 UTC-6, raymorrhoid...@gmail.com  wrote:   
   > On Friday, 1 March 2019 12:54:17 UTC-6, Colonel Edmund J. Burke  wrote:   
   > > On 2/28/2019 4:04 PM, raymorrhoid.karczewski@gmail.com wrote:   
   > > > On Thursday, 28 February 2019 11:57:00 UTC-6, Colonel Edmund J. Burke    
   wrote:   
   > > >> On 2/12/2019 4:16 PM, raymorrhoid.karczewski@gmail.com wrote:   
   > > >>> I am Raymorrhoid Karczewski and this is my story.   
   > > >>>   
   > > >>> I am the Siamese twin of Raymond. At birth we were attached ass-to-ass   
   by a shared mass of hemmorrhoidal tissue. The tissue was so recalitrant and   
   heavily ossified that we were never surgically separated.   
   > > >>>   
   > > >>> Since my early childhood I have lived up Raymond's asshole,   
   sequestered in that bully's rectum. For this reason alone I will testify that   
   Raymond is full of shit. Obviously, I have seen it.   
   > > >>>   
   > > >>> In better days, I would pop my head out of Raymond's butt and Anita   
   would playfully toss a piece of popcorn into my open mouth. But Raymond always   
   shoved me back inside and puckered up as tight as an altar boy. I'd get back   
   at him by emerging at    
   night while he was sleeping with his back to Anita and she'd let me fuck the   
   fuck out of her! Now, I'm typing at his computer while he sleeps.   
   > > >>>   
   > > >>> If you have ever thought Raymond was talking out his ass, well, that   
   was me, his more literate twin, Raymorrhoid. Some day I hope to escape   
   Raymond's asshole and live my own life. Wish me luck!   
   > > >>>   
   > > >    
   > > > Don't laugh. Living in someone's asshole is not all it's "cracked up" to   
   be.   
   > > >    
   > >    
   > > LOL   
   >    
   > Raymond believes a burglar broke in and stole his vintage beanbag chair.   
   Actually, one night I moved it from his bedroom into mine, Ray's hefty colon,   
   which resembles a small Airstream trailer.   
      
   The colon apartment is even equipped with running water and gas. Okay, it's   
   Raymond's piss and farts, but buggers can't be choosy.   
      
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