From: vallor@cultnix.org   
      
   On Wed, 06 Mar 2019 17:39:00 -0800, raymorrhoid.karczewski wrote:   
      
   > On Tuesday, 5 March 2019 18:11:50 UTC-6, raymorrhoid...@gmail.com   
   > wrote:   
   >> On Friday, 1 March 2019 12:54:17 UTC-6, Colonel Edmund J. Burke  wrote:   
   >> > On 2/28/2019 4:04 PM, raymorrhoid.karczewski@gmail.com wrote:   
   >> > > On Thursday, 28 February 2019 11:57:00 UTC-6, Colonel Edmund J.   
   >> > > Burke  wrote:   
   >> > >> On 2/12/2019 4:16 PM, raymorrhoid.karczewski@gmail.com wrote:   
   >> > >>> I am Raymorrhoid Karczewski and this is my story.   
   >> > >>>   
   >> > >>> I am the Siamese twin of Raymond. At birth we were attached   
   >> > >>> ass-to-ass by a shared mass of hemmorrhoidal tissue. The tissue   
   >> > >>> was so recalitrant and heavily ossified that we were never   
   >> > >>> surgically separated.   
   >> > >>>   
   >> > >>> Since my early childhood I have lived up Raymond's asshole,   
   >> > >>> sequestered in that bully's rectum. For this reason alone I will   
   >> > >>> testify that Raymond is full of shit. Obviously, I have seen it.   
   >> > >>>   
   >> > >>> In better days, I would pop my head out of Raymond's butt and   
   >> > >>> Anita would playfully toss a piece of popcorn into my open mouth.   
   >> > >>> But Raymond always shoved me back inside and puckered up as tight   
   >> > >>> as an altar boy. I'd get back at him by emerging at night while   
   >> > >>> he was sleeping with his back to Anita and she'd let me fuck the   
   >> > >>> fuck out of her! Now, I'm typing at his computer while he sleeps.   
   >> > >>>   
   >> > >>> If you have ever thought Raymond was talking out his ass, well,   
   >> > >>> that was me, his more literate twin, Raymorrhoid. Some day I hope   
   >> > >>> to escape Raymond's asshole and live my own life. Wish me luck!   
   >> > >>>   
   >> > >>>   
   >> > > Don't laugh. Living in someone's asshole is not all it's "cracked   
   >> > > up" to be.   
   >> > >   
   >> > >   
   >> > LOL   
   >>   
   >> Raymond believes a burglar broke in and stole his vintage beanbag   
   >> chair. Actually, one night I moved it from his bedroom into mine, Ray's   
   >> hefty colon, which resembles a small Airstream trailer.   
   >   
   > The colon apartment is even equipped with running water and gas. Okay,   
   > it's Raymond's piss and farts, but buggers can't be choosy.   
      
   Anatomy lesson indicated.   
      
   (That's not how that works...that's not how any of that works!)   
      
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