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   Message 96,052 of 96,349   
   Clave to Colonel Edmund J. Burke   
   Re: JESUS GAVE ME A HANDJOB   
   10 Mar 19 12:00:07   
   
   XPost: alt.messianic, alt.usage.english, aus.religion.christian   
   From: Clave@TheMonastery.com   
      
   On 3/10/2019 10:32 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:   
   > On 3/9/2019 1:11 PM, Clave wrote:   
   >> On 3/9/2019 11:00 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:   
   >>> out behind the old barn.   
   >>>   
   >>   
   >> You're lucky your junk didn't turn into a fish.   
   >   
   > My penis is as long as boats can travel.  Did you know that?   
      
   No, seems like kind of a Jeffy thing to think about.  Glad for your sake   
   it's not fish.  I hear that kind of thing makes getting reservations   
   anywhere nice near impossible, at least a second time.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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