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   Message 96,093 of 96,349   
   Colonel Edmund J. Burke to Colonel Edmund J. Burke   
   Re: COMMANDER KINSEY ASKS, "Why do cats    
   05 Apr 19 11:31:35   
   
   XPost: uk.d-i-y, alt.home.repair, alt.war.vietnam   
   XPost: alt.support.depression, alt.food.cooking   
   From: Your_Colonel@usa.com   
      
   On 2/23/2019 9:42 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:   
   > On 2/23/2019 9:38 AM, Commander Kinsey wrote:   
   >> On Sat, 23 Feb 2019 16:17:53 -0000, Colonel Edmund J. Burke <   
   our_Colonel@usa.com> wrote:   
   >>   
   >>> On 2/20/2019 7:38 AM, Commander Kinsey wrote:   
   >>>> Why does my cat shit as much as me, yet it's 10 times smaller?  Surely it   
   should make a lot less waste?  Is it because I'm a vegetarian?  Do meat eating   
   people shit 10 times more?  Is meat really that inefficient a food?  Or are   
   cats just badly    
   designed?   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>> You just can't beat Tom's meat, sailor.   
   >>> LOL   
   >>   
   >> Why, does he need a kiss first?   
   >   
   > He prefers a little foreplay to get his juices flowin'.   
   >   
      
   COOKING TIP: The smart cook never salts his/her pinto beans prior to soaking,   
   although some cooking books will so advise.   
      
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