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   Message 96,103 of 96,349   
   Colonel Edmund J. Burke to Colonel Edmund J. Burke   
   Re: "SHE STOLE MY DILDO!"   
   27 Apr 19 09:30:04   
   
   XPost: soc.penpals   
   From: Your_Colonel@usa.com   
      
   On 2/5/2019 6:12 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:   
   > On 2/4/2019 4:04 PM, Teh Barfing Yak wrote:   
   >> You are but a chunklet, a young barfling in Teh Soup of creation. Inasmuch   
   as I favor it, you shalt float with the other barflings and baste in my   
   righteous juices.   
   >>   
   > Call me:  619.484.4446   
      
   My nutsac can sometimes reach the floor, but not when I'm fully erect.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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