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   Colonel Edmund J. Burke to Evelyn   
   Re: "SHE STOLE MY DILDO!"   
   27 Apr 19 09:46:13   
   
   XPost: soc.penpals, alt.checkmate, alt.usage.english   
   XPost: alt.magick   
   From: Your_Colonel@usa.com   
      
   On 4/27/2019 9:38 AM, Evelyn wrote:   
   > On Saturday, April 27, 2019 at 10:30:01 AM UTC-6, Colonel Edmund J. Burke   
   wrote:   
   >> On 2/5/2019 6:12 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:   
   >>> On 2/4/2019 4:04 PM, Teh Barfing Yak wrote:   
   >>>> You are but a chunklet, a young barfling in Teh Soup of creation.   
   Inasmuch as I favor it, you shalt float with the other barflings and baste in   
   my righteous juices.   
   >>>>   
   >>> Call me:  619.484.4446   
   >>   
   >> My nutsac can sometimes reach the floor, but not when I'm fully erect.   
   >   
   > It makes me happy to know you are old and and you will die alone.   
   >   
      
   When I finally kick the bucket, will you text Helen?   
   LOL   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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