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   Message 96,115 of 96,349   
   Colonel Edmund J. Burke to Colonel Edmund J. Burke   
   Re: "SHE STOLE MY DILDO!"   
   13 May 19 09:10:23   
   
   XPost: alt.war.vietnam, alt.home.repair, alt.slack   
   XPost: alt.usenet.kooks   
   From: Your_Colonel@usa.com   
      
   On 2/5/2019 6:13 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:   
   > On 2/4/2019 3:41 PM, barfingyak@gmail.com wrote:   
   >> On Sunday, February 3, 2019 at 12:27:40 PM UTC-6, Colonel Edmund J. Burke   
   wrote:   
   >>> Some years ago, in soc.penpals in fact, that was the title of a little   
   story I wrote about a former girlfriend.   
   >>   
   >> I hope she scrubbed off your shit stains before inserting.   
   >>   
   >   
   > OH! HOW RUDE!   
      
   To think that dildo would have shit stains!   
      
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