From: Your_Colonel@usa.com   
      
   This I remember...  It was back in 2000 in soc.penpals, a froup where I remain   
   ascendant, the commander, Your Colonel.  Little assworm, a canuk queer and   
   coward, thought he had finally gained the US$10,000 reward I poasted back in   
   1995, the Year of My    
   Usenet Ascendancy.  Five years passed, and in the year 2000, the final year of   
   the second millennium AD, I brought Virtual Shadow online.  VS (as I shall   
   henceforth call it) was my hard-won cloaking device, a device invented by   
   myself and my first    
   lieutenant, a world-renown researcher in spacial gravimetrics.  I enjoyed   
   taunting assworm with the now famous phrase of mine: "I am a Klingon War Bird   
   decloaking off yer starboard bow!"  To date, thru the power of VS, I remain   
   invincible, undetectable,    
   an elite government agent of the C.I.A.   
      
   In the middle of that year (2000), VS was (as instructed) delivering a false   
   I.P. reading (regards my global position), the false reading indicating a   
   place called Mountain View.  A smallish town in California, home of many   
   faggots, lesbians, etc.     
   Assworm, thinking he had made "the connection," and then obviously perusing   
   one of his inferior canuk maps, saw the name "Mountain "V," which is, of   
   course an abbreviation of Mountain View.  With this newfound "discovery,"   
   assworm began poasting in    
   earnest a plethora of street names associated with the town of Mountain View,   
   each time claiming he had located His Colonel.  LOL   
      
   After I announced both his failure as a man and as a cartographer-of-sorts,   
   little assworm really began to feel the sting of His Colonel.  My authority   
   within Usenet, ever-strong, began catching like a wildfire across Usenet.    
   Little assworm was left in    
   soc.penpals to nurse his wounds, as it were.  As is said of human nature, not   
   much ever changes.  And so it remains with assworm and His Colonel.  Assworm   
   is still pwned by me, and I am still the Colonel of Usenet.  Accept no   
   substitutes; for as is writ..   
   . "Old soldiers never die, they just reload."   
      
   Sincerely,   
   Colonel Edmund J. Burke   
   U.S. Army, ret.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)