From: me@me.com   
      
   On 7/5/2019 2:33 PM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke (Delta Burke's cousin) wrote:   
   > This I remember...  It was back in 2000 in soc.penpals, a froup where I   
   > remain ascendant, the commander, Your Colonel.  Little assworm, a canuk   
   > queer and coward, thought he had finally gained the US$10,000 reward I   
   > poasted back in 1995, the Year of My Usenet Ascendancy.  Five years   
   > passed, and in the year 2000, the final year of the second millennium   
   > AD, I brought Virtual Shadow online.  VS (as I shall henceforth call it)   
   > was my hard-won cloaking device, a device invented by myself and my   
   > first lieutenant, a world-renown researcher in spacial gravimetrics.  I   
   > enjoyed taunting assworm with the now famous phrase of mine: "I am a   
   > Klingon War Bird decloaking off yer starboard bow!"  To date, thru the   
   > power of VS, I remain invincible, undetectable, an elite government   
   > agent of the C.I.A.   
   >   
   > In the middle of that year (2000), VS was (as instructed) delivering a   
   > false I.P. reading (regards my global position), the false reading   
   > indicating a place called Mountain View.  A smallish town in California,   
   > home of many faggots, lesbians, etc.  Assworm, thinking he had made "the   
   > connection," and then obviously perusing one of his inferior canuk maps,   
   > saw the name "Mountain "V," which is, of course an abbreviation of   
   > Mountain View.  With this newfound "discovery," assworm began poasting   
   > in earnest a plethora of street names associated with the town of   
   > Mountain View, each time claiming he had located His Colonel.  LOL   
   >   
   > After I announced both his failure as a man and as a   
   > cartographer-of-sorts, little assworm really began to feel the sting of   
   > His Colonel.  My authority within Usenet, ever-strong, began catching   
   > like a wildfire across Usenet.  Little assworm was left in soc.penpals   
   > to nurse his wounds, as it were.  As is said of human nature, not much   
   > ever changes.  And so it remains with assworm and His Colonel.  Assworm   
   > is still pwned by me, and I am still the Colonel of Usenet.  Accept no   
   > substitutes; for as is writ... "Old soldiers never die, they just reload."   
   >   
   > Sincerely,   
   > Colonel Edmund J. Burke   
   > U.S. Army, ret.   
      
   Ah, I get what you're saying. You're trying to say that you helped   
   invent a 'revolutionary' internet tech used by most of the current   
   degenerates. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)