XPost: alt.tasteless
From: stuck.in.the.middle@with.you
"Daniel Minge" wrote in message
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> On Sun, 18 Feb 2007 14:49:45 GMT, "Vic Vega"
> wrote:
>
>>"William Hamblen" wrote in message
>>news:tmaet2hr0qkgaio2s6hcq6vvf8k5ge14i0@4ax.com...
>>> The will has made in 2001, while the boy was still alive. I guess she
>>> would have made a new will had she got around to it. Since the boy is
>>> dead the will isn't valid and her estate would go to the baby.
>>> Whoever is named the baby's guardian would control the estate until
>>> the baby is of age. That's why everybody from granny on down is
>>> claiming the baby. Howard K. Stern is on the birth certificate as
>>> daddy, giving him the bast shot. Suppose the estate is $500 million.
>>> The income from the estate would be $50 million a year and the
>>> administrator of the estate would get at least a couple of million a
>>> year for the privilege of taking care of the money for the baby. I'd
>>> stand in line for that job.
>>>
>>This paternity contest should be televised on a prime-time Maury Povitch
>>special of his usual"Who's Your Daddy? theme" Instead of the usual
>>trailer-trash ho's and gangsta's, prop up the rotting corpse of Anna
>>Nicole
>>on the stage while all of the potential fathers hurl insults and throw
>>chairs at each other until the DNA test results are revealed at the end.
>>The "winner" could then give the corpse one last goodbye fuck.
>
>
> Hosted by Joan Rivers. She would need to wear a name
> tag so the viewer could differentiate between her and
> the rotting corpse.
>
> The finale would be a starting gun fired so the audience
> could obtain bits of Anna Nicole's body as memorabilia
> or mammaoribilia, running off with her tits so they
> could use them as upturned ashtrays.
>
> Minge
Too late now - they've buried the carcass.
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