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   From: seven_nation_amy@privacy.net   
      
   "Shaun Henderson"  wrote in   
   news:brui75$lrl$1@lust.ihug.co.nz:   
      
   >   
   > Teh Sand00d  wrote in message   
   > news:brudkd$7h0c4$1@ID-183756.news.uni-berlin.de...   
   >>   
   >> "Zennousha Shukun"  wrote in message   
   >> news:3FE27C1C.1050504@basichelp.com...   
   >> > On 12/18/2003 7:50 AM Richard Kelly decided it best to tell us,   
   >> > before showing us:   
   >> >   
   >> > >> > Sigh, typical fuckstick. TEH FUCKSTICK, even.   
   >> > >>   
   >> > >> You've not been given permission to post.   
   >> > >>   
   >> > >> Cease posting until I give you permission.   
   >> > >   
   >> > > Ooh, I love it when they invade and team up. It's Tag Team AMN vs   
   >> > > The   
   >> Rest.   
   >> > >   
   >> > > Tag... Shukun!   
   >> > >   
   >> > >   
   >> >   
   >> > Ah, they bore me.   
   >>   
   >> Sure we do.   
   >>   
   >> Either that or your tiny mind can't conjure up the most basic of   
   >> flames.   
   >>   
   >>   
   >   
   > Why do you feel the need to flame?   
      
   Well it's like this.  There you are, sat at your shiny new PC and you've   
   done the whole Solitaire thing to death and there ARE no more ways you can   
   type "cunt" in Windings, so off you go exploring the big online world and   
   you discover it's not that innocent place you'd heard about, where people   
   buy stuff and shoot a few niceties with each other, because you stumbled on   
   a newsgroup and, try as you did, they weren't very welcoming.   
      
   Someone called you a top posting moron perhaps?  A shit-eating OE user?  Or   
   maybe they suggested, using a display of rather colourful language, that   
   you lurk before posting because, after all, they are such immensely   
   important people and God forbid you should put a nose or two out of   
   joint...   
      
   So you reflect on this and surmise that you have three options.  You can   
   cry, go back to Solitaire and fonts.  You can apologise and kiss ass until   
   someone says "hey, she's not so bad.  She kisses ass good"   
      
   Or you can develop a healthy, humorous and unrelenting possession of the   
   English Language in order to help make Usenet what it is today...   
      
   ... full of fun loving criminals who truly understand that the pen, or the   
   keyboard in this case, is far mightier than the sword.  Unless, of course,   
   someone comes rushing at you with a 41” Claymore, in which case I'd suggest   
   you have a re-think on the pen front.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)