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From: Clyde@b.comm
"Johnny Fairview" wrote in message
news:U9EEb.98464$%h4.59773@twister.tampabay.rr.com...
>
> "Teh Sand00d" wrote in message
> news:OnDEb.4857$C71.3153@news-binary.blueyonder.co.uk...
> >
> > "Johnny Fairview" wrote in message
> > news:avCEb.47810$Dt6.1147936@twister.tampabay.rr.com...
> > >
> > > "Seven Nation Amy" wrote in message
> > > news:Xns9456751473536brokenwing@such-a-shame...
> > > > "Shaun Henderson" wrote in
> > > > news:brui75$lrl$1@lust.ihug.co.nz:
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Teh Sand00d wrote in message
> > > > > news:brudkd$7h0c4$1@ID-183756.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > > > >>
> > > > >> "Zennousha Shukun" wrote in message
> > > > >> news:3FE27C1C.1050504@basichelp.com...
> > > > >> > On 12/18/2003 7:50 AM Richard Kelly decided it best to tell us,
> > > > >> > before showing us:
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > >> > Sigh, typical fuckstick. TEH FUCKSTICK, even.
> > > > >> > >>
> > > > >> > >> You've not been given permission to post.
> > > > >> > >>
> > > > >> > >> Cease posting until I give you permission.
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > > Ooh, I love it when they invade and team up. It's Tag Team
AMN
> vs
> > > > >> > > The
> > > > >> Rest.
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > > Tag... Shukun!
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > Ah, they bore me.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> Sure we do.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> Either that or your tiny mind can't conjure up the most basic of
> > > > >> flames.
> > > > >>
> > > > >>
> > > > >
> > > > > Why do you feel the need to flame?
> > > >
> > > > Well it's like this. There you are, sat at your shiny new PC and
> you've
> > > > done the whole Solitaire thing to death and there ARE no more ways
you
> > can
> > > > type "cunt" in Windings, so off you go exploring the big online
world
> > and
> > > > you discover it's not that innocent place you'd heard about, where
> > people
> > > > buy stuff and shoot a few niceties with each other, because you
> stumbled
> > > on
> > > > a newsgroup and, try as you did, they weren't very welcoming.
> > > >
> > > > Someone called you a top posting moron perhaps? A shit-eating OE
> user?
> > > Or
> > > > maybe they suggested, using a display of rather colourful language,
> that
> > > > you lurk before posting because, after all, they are such immensely
> > > > important people and God forbid you should put a nose or two out of
> > > > joint...
> > > >
> > > > So you reflect on this and surmise that you have three options. You
> can
> > > > cry, go back to Solitaire and fonts. You can apologise and kiss ass
> > until
> > > > someone says "hey, she's not so bad. She kisses ass good"
> > > >
> > > > Or you can develop a healthy, humorous and unrelenting possession of
> the
> > > > English Language in order to help make Usenet what it is today...
> > > >
> > > > ... full of fun loving criminals who truly understand that the pen,
or
> > the
> > > > keyboard in this case, is far mightier than the sword. Unless, of
> > course,
> > > > someone comes rushing at you with a 41" Claymore, in which case I'd
> > > suggest
> > > > you have a re-think on the pen front.
> > > >
> > >
> > > youre the biggest nerd i think ive ever run into. i mean, you dont
make
> > any
> > > apologies for the fact that your life consists of surfing newsgroups
all
> > day
> > > making fun (or trying to, rather) of those who dont accept you. maybe
> its
> > > because no one likes you that your posts are met with a rather
unwelcome
> > > air. i think you need to take some kind of course in interaction with
> > > people, and maybe start trying to reintegrate yourself with society
> > instead
> > > of trying to hurt what you cant be.
> >
> > You've shown that you have absolutely no sense of humour, therefore we
> poke
> > you harder, more frequently.
> >
> >
>
> i fart in your general direction
Which direction would that be?
Awfully silly farting at a monitor, dontcha think?
--- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
* Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)
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