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From: wvandekamp@removethis.hotmail.com
On Fri, 19 Dec 2003 14:45:08 GMT, "Johnny Fairview" wrote:
>
>"Teh Sand00d" wrote in message
>news:OnDEb.4857$C71.3153@news-binary.blueyonder.co.uk...
>>
>> "Johnny Fairview" wrote in message
>> news:avCEb.47810$Dt6.1147936@twister.tampabay.rr.com...
>> >
>> > "Seven Nation Amy" wrote in message
>> > news:Xns9456751473536brokenwing@such-a-shame...
>> > > "Shaun Henderson" wrote in
>> > > news:brui75$lrl$1@lust.ihug.co.nz:
>> > >
>> > > >
>> > > > Teh Sand00d wrote in message
>> > > > news:brudkd$7h0c4$1@ID-183756.news.uni-berlin.de...
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "Zennousha Shukun" wrote in message
>> > > >> news:3FE27C1C.1050504@basichelp.com...
>> > > >> > On 12/18/2003 7:50 AM Richard Kelly decided it best to tell us,
>> > > >> > before showing us:
>> > > >> >
>> > > >> > >> > Sigh, typical fuckstick. TEH FUCKSTICK, even.
>> > > >> > >>
>> > > >> > >> You've not been given permission to post.
>> > > >> > >>
>> > > >> > >> Cease posting until I give you permission.
>> > > >> > >
>> > > >> > > Ooh, I love it when they invade and team up. It's Tag Team AMN
>vs
>> > > >> > > The
>> > > >> Rest.
>> > > >> > >
>> > > >> > > Tag... Shukun!
>> > > >> > >
>> > > >> > >
>> > > >> >
>> > > >> > Ah, they bore me.
>> > > >>
>> > > >> Sure we do.
>> > > >>
>> > > >> Either that or your tiny mind can't conjure up the most basic of
>> > > >> flames.
>> > > >>
>> > > >>
>> > > >
>> > > > Why do you feel the need to flame?
>> > >
>> > > Well it's like this. There you are, sat at your shiny new PC and
>you've
>> > > done the whole Solitaire thing to death and there ARE no more ways you
>> can
>> > > type "cunt" in Windings, so off you go exploring the big online world
>> and
>> > > you discover it's not that innocent place you'd heard about, where
>> people
>> > > buy stuff and shoot a few niceties with each other, because you
>stumbled
>> > on
>> > > a newsgroup and, try as you did, they weren't very welcoming.
>> > >
>> > > Someone called you a top posting moron perhaps? A shit-eating OE
>user?
>> > Or
>> > > maybe they suggested, using a display of rather colourful language,
>that
>> > > you lurk before posting because, after all, they are such immensely
>> > > important people and God forbid you should put a nose or two out of
>> > > joint...
>> > >
>> > > So you reflect on this and surmise that you have three options. You
>can
>> > > cry, go back to Solitaire and fonts. You can apologise and kiss ass
>> until
>> > > someone says "hey, she's not so bad. She kisses ass good"
>> > >
>> > > Or you can develop a healthy, humorous and unrelenting possession of
>the
>> > > English Language in order to help make Usenet what it is today...
>> > >
>> > > ... full of fun loving criminals who truly understand that the pen, or
>> the
>> > > keyboard in this case, is far mightier than the sword. Unless, of
>> course,
>> > > someone comes rushing at you with a 41" Claymore, in which case I'd
>> > suggest
>> > > you have a re-think on the pen front.
>> > >
>> >
>> > youre the biggest nerd i think ive ever run into. i mean, you dont make
>> any
>> > apologies for the fact that your life consists of surfing newsgroups all
>> day
>> > making fun (or trying to, rather) of those who dont accept you. maybe
>its
>> > because no one likes you that your posts are met with a rather unwelcome
>> > air. i think you need to take some kind of course in interaction with
>> > people, and maybe start trying to reintegrate yourself with society
>> instead
>> > of trying to hurt what you cant be.
>>
>> You've shown that you have absolutely no sense of humour, therefore we
>poke
>> you harder, more frequently.
>>
>>
>
>i fart in your general direction
>
You are SOOO right... His mother was a hampster
--
Wouter
My favorite inside source
--- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
* Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)
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