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   "Jay Kaner"  wrote in message   
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   > "Johnny Fairview"  wrote in message   
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   > > "Teh Sand00d"  wrote in message   
   > > news:OnDEb.4857$C71.3153@news-binary.blueyonder.co.uk...   
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   > > > "Johnny Fairview"  wrote in message   
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   > > > > "Seven Nation Amy"  wrote in message   
   > > > > news:Xns9456751473536brokenwing@such-a-shame...   
   > > > > > "Shaun Henderson"  wrote in   
   > > > > > news:brui75$lrl$1@lust.ihug.co.nz:   
   > > > > >   
   > > > > > >   
   > > > > > > Teh Sand00d  wrote in message   
   > > > > > > news:brudkd$7h0c4$1@ID-183756.news.uni-berlin.de...   
   > > > > > >>   
   > > > > > >> "Zennousha Shukun"  wrote in message   
   > > > > > >> news:3FE27C1C.1050504@basichelp.com...   
   > > > > > >> > On 12/18/2003 7:50 AM Richard Kelly decided it best to tell   
   us,   
   > > > > > >> > before showing us:   
   > > > > > >> >   
   > > > > > >> > >> > Sigh, typical fuckstick. TEH FUCKSTICK, even.   
   > > > > > >> > >>   
   > > > > > >> > >> You've not been given permission to post.   
   > > > > > >> > >>   
   > > > > > >> > >> Cease posting until I give you permission.   
   > > > > > >> > >   
   > > > > > >> > > Ooh, I love it when they invade and team up. It's Tag Team   
   > AMN   
   > > vs   
   > > > > > >> > > The   
   > > > > > >> Rest.   
   > > > > > >> > >   
   > > > > > >> > > Tag... Shukun!   
   > > > > > >> > >   
   > > > > > >> > >   
   > > > > > >> >   
   > > > > > >> > Ah, they bore me.   
   > > > > > >>   
   > > > > > >> Sure we do.   
   > > > > > >>   
   > > > > > >> Either that or your tiny mind can't conjure up the most basic   
   of   
   > > > > > >> flames.   
   > > > > > >>   
   > > > > > >>   
   > > > > > >   
   > > > > > > Why do you feel the need to flame?   
   > > > > >   
   > > > > > Well it's like this.  There you are, sat at your shiny new PC and   
   > > you've   
   > > > > > done the whole Solitaire thing to death and there ARE no more ways   
   > you   
   > > > can   
   > > > > > type "cunt" in Windings, so off you go exploring the big online   
   > world   
   > > > and   
   > > > > > you discover it's not that innocent place you'd heard about, where   
   > > > people   
   > > > > > buy stuff and shoot a few niceties with each other, because you   
   > > stumbled   
   > > > > on   
   > > > > > a newsgroup and, try as you did, they weren't very welcoming.   
   > > > > >   
   > > > > > Someone called you a top posting moron perhaps?  A shit-eating OE   
   > > user?   
   > > > > Or   
   > > > > > maybe they suggested, using a display of rather colourful   
   language,   
   > > that   
   > > > > > you lurk before posting because, after all, they are such   
   immensely   
   > > > > > important people and God forbid you should put a nose or two out   
   of   
   > > > > > joint...   
   > > > > >   
   > > > > > So you reflect on this and surmise that you have three options.   
   You   
   > > can   
   > > > > > cry, go back to Solitaire and fonts.  You can apologise and kiss   
   ass   
   > > > until   
   > > > > > someone says "hey, she's not so bad.  She kisses ass good"   
   > > > > >   
   > > > > > Or you can develop a healthy, humorous and unrelenting possession   
   of   
   > > the   
   > > > > > English Language in order to help make Usenet what it is today...   
   > > > > >   
   > > > > > ... full of fun loving criminals who truly understand that the   
   pen,   
   > or   
   > > > the   
   > > > > > keyboard in this case, is far mightier than the sword.  Unless, of   
   > > > course,   
   > > > > > someone comes rushing at you with a 41" Claymore, in which case   
   I'd   
   > > > > suggest   
   > > > > > you have a re-think on the pen front.   
   > > > > >   
   > > > >   
   > > > > youre the biggest nerd i think ive ever run into.  i mean, you dont   
   > make   
   > > > any   
   > > > > apologies for the fact that your life consists of surfing newsgroups   
   > all   
   > > > day   
   > > > > making fun (or trying to, rather) of those who dont accept you.   
   maybe   
   > > its   
   > > > > because no one likes you that your posts are met with a rather   
   > unwelcome   
   > > > > air.  i think you need to take some kind of course in interaction   
   with   
   > > > > people, and maybe start trying to reintegrate yourself with society   
   > > > instead   
   > > > > of trying to hurt what you cant be.   
   > > >   
   > > > You've shown that you have absolutely no sense of humour, therefore we   
   > > poke   
   > > > you harder, more frequently.   
   > > >   
   > > >   
   > >   
   > > i fart in your general direction   
   >   
   > Oh look.  Johnny tries to do a "funny", and almost, but not quite, manages   
   > it.   
   >   
   >   
      
   Oh look....Jay tries to be mean spirited only no one gives a shit......   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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