XPost: alt.fan.scarecrow, uk.music.rock, alt.music.nirvana   
   XPost: rec.arts.books.marketplace   
   From: sacquaviva@NOSPAMtampabay.rr.com   
      
   "Clyde B"  wrote in message   
   news:bs71n7$aemht$1@ID-183756.news.uni-berlin.de...   
   >   
   > "Johnny Fairview"  wrote in message   
   > news:6%CFb.109457$b01.2523186@twister.tampabay.rr.com...   
   > >   
   > > "Jay Kaner"  wrote in message   
   > > news:SXbFb.7565$526.53102@newsfep4-glfd.server.ntli.net...   
   > > >   
   > > > "~Jen~"  wrote in message   
   > > > news:Bx1Fb.6783$ss5.3963@clgrps13...   
   > > > >   
   > > > > X-No-Archive: yes   
   > > > >   
   > > > > "Jay Kaner"  wrote in message   
   > > > > news:cH%Eb.7171$526.50952@newsfep4-glfd.server.ntli.net...   
   > > > > >   
   > > > > > "Johnny Fairview"  wrote in   
   > message   
   > > > > > news:U9EEb.98464$%h4.59773@twister.tampabay.rr.com...   
   > > > > > >   
   > > > > > > "Teh Sand00d"  wrote in message   
   > > > > > > news:OnDEb.4857$C71.3153@news-binary.blueyonder.co.uk...   
   > > > > > > >   
   > > > > > > > "Johnny Fairview"  wrote in   
   > > > message   
   > > > > > > > news:avCEb.47810$Dt6.1147936@twister.tampabay.rr.com...   
   > > > > > > > >   
   > > > > > > > > "Seven Nation Amy"  wrote in   
   > > message   
   > > > > > > > > news:Xns9456751473536brokenwing@such-a-shame...   
   > > > > > > > > > "Shaun Henderson"  wrote in   
   > > > > > > > > > news:brui75$lrl$1@lust.ihug.co.nz:   
   > > > > > > > > >   
   > > > > > > > > > >   
   > > > > > > > > > > Teh Sand00d  wrote in   
   > message   
   > > > > > > > > > > news:brudkd$7h0c4$1@ID-183756.news.uni-berlin.de...   
   > > > > > > > > > >>   
   > > > > > > > > > >> "Zennousha Shukun"  wrote in   
   > message   
   > > > > > > > > > >> news:3FE27C1C.1050504@basichelp.com...   
   > > > > > > > > > >> > On 12/18/2003 7:50 AM Richard Kelly decided it best   
   to   
   > > tell   
   > > > > us,   
   > > > > > > > > > >> > before showing us:   
   > > > > > > > > > >> >   
   > > > > > > > > > >> > >> > Sigh, typical fuckstick. TEH FUCKSTICK, even.   
   > > > > > > > > > >> > >>   
   > > > > > > > > > >> > >> You've not been given permission to post.   
   > > > > > > > > > >> > >>   
   > > > > > > > > > >> > >> Cease posting until I give you permission.   
   > > > > > > > > > >> > >   
   > > > > > > > > > >> > > Ooh, I love it when they invade and team up. It's   
   Tag   
   > > > Team   
   > > > > > AMN   
   > > > > > > vs   
   > > > > > > > > > >> > > The   
   > > > > > > > > > >> Rest.   
   > > > > > > > > > >> > >   
   > > > > > > > > > >> > > Tag... Shukun!   
   > > > > > > > > > >> > >   
   > > > > > > > > > >> > >   
   > > > > > > > > > >> >   
   > > > > > > > > > >> > Ah, they bore me.   
   > > > > > > > > > >>   
   > > > > > > > > > >> Sure we do.   
   > > > > > > > > > >>   
   > > > > > > > > > >> Either that or your tiny mind can't conjure up the most   
   > > basic   
   > > > > of   
   > > > > > > > > > >> flames.   
   > > > > > > > > > >>   
   > > > > > > > > > >>   
   > > > > > > > > > >   
   > > > > > > > > > > Why do you feel the need to flame?   
   > > > > > > > > >   
   > > > > > > > > > Well it's like this.  There you are, sat at your shiny new   
   > PC   
   > > > and   
   > > > > > > you've   
   > > > > > > > > > done the whole Solitaire thing to death and there ARE no   
   > more   
   > > > ways   
   > > > > > you   
   > > > > > > > can   
   > > > > > > > > > type "cunt" in Windings, so off you go exploring the big   
   > > online   
   > > > > > world   
   > > > > > > > and   
   > > > > > > > > > you discover it's not that innocent place you'd heard   
   about,   
   > > > where   
   > > > > > > > people   
   > > > > > > > > > buy stuff and shoot a few niceties with each other,   
   because   
   > > you   
   > > > > > > stumbled   
   > > > > > > > > on   
   > > > > > > > > > a newsgroup and, try as you did, they weren't very   
   > welcoming.   
   > > > > > > > > >   
   > > > > > > > > > Someone called you a top posting moron perhaps?  A   
   > shit-eating   
   > > > OE   
   > > > > > > user?   
   > > > > > > > > Or   
   > > > > > > > > > maybe they suggested, using a display of rather colourful   
   > > > > language,   
   > > > > > > that   
   > > > > > > > > > you lurk before posting because, after all, they are such   
   > > > > immensely   
   > > > > > > > > > important people and God forbid you should put a nose or   
   two   
   > > out   
   > > > > of   
   > > > > > > > > > joint...   
   > > > > > > > > >   
   > > > > > > > > > So you reflect on this and surmise that you have three   
   > > options.   
   > > > > You   
   > > > > > > can   
   > > > > > > > > > cry, go back to Solitaire and fonts.  You can apologise   
   and   
   > > kiss   
   > > > > ass   
   > > > > > > > until   
   > > > > > > > > > someone says "hey, she's not so bad.  She kisses ass good"   
   > > > > > > > > >   
   > > > > > > > > > Or you can develop a healthy, humorous and unrelenting   
   > > > possession   
   > > > > of   
   > > > > > > the   
   > > > > > > > > > English Language in order to help make Usenet what it is   
   > > > today...   
   > > > > > > > > >   
   > > > > > > > > > ... full of fun loving criminals who truly understand that   
   > the   
   > > > > pen,   
   > > > > > or   
   > > > > > > > the   
   > > > > > > > > > keyboard in this case, is far mightier than the sword.   
   > > Unless,   
   > > > of   
   > > > > > > > course,   
   > > > > > > > > > someone comes rushing at you with a 41" Claymore, in which   
   > > case   
   > > > > I'd   
   > > > > > > > > suggest   
   > > > > > > > > > you have a re-think on the pen front.   
   > > > > > > > > >   
   > > > > > > > >   
   > > > > > > > > youre the biggest nerd i think ive ever run into.  i mean,   
   you   
   > > > dont   
   > > > > > make   
   > > > > > > > any   
   > > > > > > > > apologies for the fact that your life consists of surfing   
   > > > newsgroups   
   > > > > > all   
   > > > > > > > day   
   > > > > > > > > making fun (or trying to, rather) of those who dont accept   
   > you.   
   > > > > maybe   
   > > > > > > its   
   > > > > > > > > because no one likes you that your posts are met with a   
   rather   
   > > > > > unwelcome   
   > > > > > > > > air.  i think you need to take some kind of course in   
   > > interaction   
   > > > > with   
   > > > > > > > > people, and maybe start trying to reintegrate yourself with   
   > > > society   
   > > > > > > > instead   
   > > > > > > > > of trying to hurt what you cant be.   
   > > > > > > >   
   > > > > > > > You've shown that you have absolutely no sense of humour,   
   > > therefore   
   > > > we   
   > > > > > > poke   
   > > > > > > > you harder, more frequently.   
   > > > > > > >   
   > > > > > > >   
   > > > > > >   
   > > > > > > i fart in your general direction   
   > > > > >   
   > > > > > Oh look.  Johnny tries to do a "funny", and almost, but not quite,   
   > > > manages   
   > > > > > it.   
   > > > > >   
   > > > > >   
   > > > >   
   > > > > Oh look....Jay tries to be mean spirited   
   > > >   
   > > > No no no jen.  I'm trying to help johnny.  He desperately needs my   
   help.   
   > > >   
   > > > > only no one gives a shit......   
   > > >   
   > > > Apart from you, hmmm?   
   > > >   
   > > >   
   > >   
   > >  im a big boy now   
   >   
   > I'll bet you are, ya fat cunt.   
   >   
   >   
      
   well at least you guys dispensed with the psuedo-intellectual rips and   
   returned to digging in the gutters for your insults.  kudos, brave sir   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)